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Lol in the slum where we grew up in remember lifting the lid to find a rat in the lav and running out screaming. My oldest brother grabbed a carving knife from the kitchen drawer and I remember him trying to stab it down the pan.

 

Can't recollect if the knife ended up back in the kitchen again...?

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Called out to a Chinese take away Years ago when a rat had come in through his open back door. He'd spent half hour chasing it round and then lost it in his shop. I spent half hour looking for it to no avail. As I stood scratching my head his mum who was about 100 years old came shuffling past and went in the toilet.

2 minutes later there was a scream and she came running out like usain bolt.

Looked in the bowl and there's the rat swimming round In p*ss.

Always check the toilet first !

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