ChrisJones 7,973 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 why does the english language have so many names for collective nouns for birds that all mean a group of a murder of crows a hover of crows a parliament of crows a storytelling of crows a muster of crows a parcel of crows a horde of crows a gulp of magpies a tittering of magpies a tidings of magpies a mischief of magpies a conventicle of magpies to name but a few Is it not a parliament of owls and a horde of magpies ? What about a flock of seagulls ? ("If I had a photograph of you.....something to remind me") A "fuckload" of wasps? Why do you never see white dog shit anymore ? Most people don't feed their dogs bones anymore. Just that processed stuff. As the dog's stomach acid breaks down the bones fragments it gives you that nice chalky white dog shit that crumbles on a day in July without a breath of wind, while the suns beating down, instead of sticking to your Adidas Gazelles while you do the poo removal foot slide on the grass verge. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie m 668 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 why does the english language have so many names for collective nouns for birds that all mean a group of a murder of crows a hover of crows a parliament of crows a storytelling of crows a muster of crows a parcel of crows a horde of crows a gulp of magpies a tittering of magpies a tidings of magpies a mischief of magpies a conventicle of magpies to name but a few Is it not a parliament of owls and a horde of magpies ? What about a flock of seagulls ? ("If I had a photograph of you.....something to remind me") A "fuckload" of wasps? Why do you never see white dog shit anymore ? Most people don't feed their dogs bones anymore. Just that processed stuff. As the dog's stomach acid breaks down the bones fragments it gives you that nice chalky white dog shit that crumbles on a day in July without a breath of wind, while the suns beating down, instead of sticking to your Adidas Gazelles while you do the poo removal foot slide on the grass verge. Oh thought you could only see it when you were a kid , like poltergeists ????? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Oh thought you could only see it when you were a kid , like poltergeists Ask anyone on here, I talk shit at a professional level! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Oh thought you could only see it when you were a kid , like poltergeists :laugh:Ask anyone on here, I talk shit at a professional level! As opposed to the rank amateurs we seem to be plagued by ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 As opposed to the rank amateurs we seem to be plagued by ! Nothing wrong with taking pride in my work! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,562 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 A "fuckload" of wasps? is a willow of wasps ,a colony or a swarm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fly The Boy 330 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 why is ferrets in a hutch, called a business of ferrets.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Why is ferret hutch called a court??atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Why can a boloured person call another coloured person a Nigger but if i say it its Racist!!!! Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Why can a boloured person call another coloured person a Nigger but if i say it its Racist!!!! Atb " 'Sup, niggah ?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinytiger 822 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Why is noone allowed near antartica? hitler ;elvis and lord lucan are big on privacy these days. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Why does my work load always double when I book a few days of work? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Why are the buttons on women's jackets the opposite way round? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 To stop you wearing her clothes ? Atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,562 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Why are the buttons on women's jackets the opposite way round? because in Victorian days upper and middle class women used to get dressed by a maid and it was easier for them 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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