rabbit demon 301 Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Why do I need to put a battery in my smoke detector when its already connected to the mains ?. Why is it located in the kitchen where its going to go off everytime the cooker goes on ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie m 668 Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Why is it called a see saw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Why is it called a see saw Because this not as silly as the American "teeter totter" ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Why is it that people who are obviously not accustomed to physical exercise decide that the best time to go for a run or a bike ride is on a day in July without a breath of wind when the Sun is beating down ? Why is it that people with dogs that are obviously not accustomed to physical exercise decide the best time to take them on a long walk and throw balls for them is a day in July without a breath of wind when the Sun is beating down ? Why do grown men feel no shame when using a mechanical aide to launch a ball for a fat Labrador, stating to his family and the rest of the world that he throws like a girl ? Why, in a nation of supposed animal lovers, do people not take friendly advice in the vein that it was intended regarding their dogs being "over worked" on a day in July without a breath of wind when the Sun is beating down ? Why are they here ? Roll on bad weather ! Begs the question why would you go watch the tourists, on a day in July without a breath of wind, while the suns beating down? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Why do humans have to wipe there arse after a shit. Yet the dog shits and his bumolio is clean. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Why do humans have to wipe there arse after a shit. Yet the dog shits and his bumolio is clean. Poor diet and modern toilets aren't designed help eliminate bodily waste! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,562 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 why does the english language have so many names for collective nouns for birds that all mean a group of a murder of crows a hover of crows a parliament of crows a storytelling of crows a muster of crows a parcel of crows a horde of crows a gulp of magpies a tittering of magpies a tidings of magpies a mischief of magpies a conventicle of magpies to name but a few Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 why does the english language have so many names for collective nouns for birds that all mean a group of a murder of crows a hover of crows a parliament of crows a storytelling of crows a muster of crows a parcel of crows a horde of crows a gulp of magpies a tittering of magpies a tidings of magpies a mischief of magpies a conventicle of magpies to name but a few Is it not a parliament of owls and a horde of magpies ? What about a flock of seagulls ? ("If I had a photograph of you.....something to remind me") Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Why do your parents spend two years teaching you to walk and talk......and the next ten years telling you to sit down and shut up ? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,562 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 why does the english language have so many names for collective nouns for birds that all mean a group of a murder of crows a hover of crows a parliament of crows a storytelling of crows a muster of crows a parcel of crows a horde of crows a gulp of magpies a tittering of magpies a tidings of magpies a mischief of magpies a conventicle of magpies to name but a few Is it not a parliament of owls and a horde of magpies ? What about a flock of seagulls ? ("If I had a photograph of you.....something to remind me") you do also get a parliament of owls as well as a study of owls a stare of owls a wisdom of owls 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wildman 374 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 ya spend the first 9 months trying to get outta one and the rest of ya life trying to get back in one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Why is "easy-open" packaging harder to get into than the old stuff? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie m 668 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Why do you never see white dog shit anymore ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Some here if you want to see it mate lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fat man 4,740 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Why do you never see white dog shit anymore ? 0lenty of shit talked about white dogs though,lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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