kanny 19,322 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Why do you look at your wrist if someone asks the time even tho you don't have a watch on or why do you pat yourself down if someone asks for a light even if you don't smoke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,322 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Why do you look at the toilet paper after wiping your arse? What exactly are you hoping to find? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,322 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Why do you look up if you are trying to remember something? And look down if you are trying to forget something lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 If bed bugs live in beds, how did the cockroach get it's name ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,322 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Where do all the turkey eggs go? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Where do all the turkey eggs go? I think I can answer that one..... Turkey's don't pay in sufficient amounts to be used as an egg source, so their eggs are nearly all hatched, to be grown on. I'll be corrected if I'm wrong.......any more answers to the mysteries, so far ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Why do I always wake just when I'm about to stick my pee pee in a beautiful woman. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 If you take an antihistamine for hayfever, what is a hisamine... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 If you take an antihistamine for hayfever, what is a hisamine... A histamine is a compound which is released by cells in response to injury and in allergic and inflammatory reactions, causing contraction of smooth muscle and dilation of capillaries. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Who was Riley ? And what was said wonderful about his life ? And why is Larry so happy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 If psychics are for real why do they need a doorbell? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,203 Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 If you take an antihistamine for hayfever, what is a hisamine... A histamine is a compound which is released by cells in response to injury and in allergic and inflammatory reactions, causing contraction of smooth muscle and dilation of capillaries. Told him ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Casso 1,256 Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Why does a dog investigate his own shit ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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