I Just Wanna Smash His Fcuking Face In.

[DogMan85 722]

Went to look at a house last week in which me and the missus fell in love with, we offered the asking price straight away and exchanged phone numbers with the couple.

 

They made it clear that they had a couple more viewings of the house and wanted to honour them. Come Tuesday morning I rang the estate agents at the crack of birdshit to get an update, they told me they were waiting on hearing off the other people first.

 

Come 11 I got a call and they told me someone had put in a bigger offer and they had accepted it. After falling in love with the house I wasn't happy about that so I put in a counter offer that was higher.

 

The estate agent got back to me saying that the couple was still sticking with that other offer and turned down our bigger offer. I asked what the fcuk for and the slag at the estate agents said had no answer and says they might have got a better vibe, wtf!

 

What pisses me off about the situation is the way they were when we viewed the house, I went with my newborn and missus and she loved it. The way they were, talking about this house being perfect for my new daughter to grow up in has really pissed me off.

 

I honestly feel like putting the fcuking Windows through and killing their cat hahahaha. I expect a phone call off the estate agent because the message I sent to the speccy eyed prick house owner is not pleasant to say the least. I hope the deal falls through and they end up living in a cardboard box the fcuking rats!!! ???

[BGD 6,385]

I can see why they got a "better vibe" off the other couple after the way you've reacted to them accepting someone else's offer...

 

 

Maybe lay off the marching powder before the next viewing?

[greg64 2,562]

you should have told him that this is what will happen to you if yo don't sell me the house and show them your pad work video

[socks 32,253]

The slag at the estate agents !!!! Hardly her fault was it ........

[Blackbriar 8,568]

 

Why is this tagged as "football" ?

[Accip74 7,112]

I think you should enrol in 'positive vibe' classes......

[neems 2,406]

Well if it falls through I'm sure you'll be the first number they ring!

[DogMan85 722]

I can see why they got a "better vibe" off the other couple after the way you've reacted to them accepting someone else's offer...

 

 

Maybe lay off the marching powder before the next viewing?

I was as reyt as rain believe me and they painted it on thick, fcuking wankers! Hahaha

[DogMan85 722]

The slag at the estate agents !!!! Hardly her fault was it ........

Yeah, she's been a waste of space from the start. Having to ring the fcuker 20 times before she answers and incompetent all along..... ?

[DogMan85 722]

Well if it falls through I'm sure you'll be the first number they ring!

The estate agent said after she told me all the bullshit. "If anything happens and it falls through we will be in touch."

 

My answer, "Don't fcuking bother!" Hahahaha, infuriating pal.

[socks 32,253]

 

The slag at the estate agents !!!! Hardly her fault was it ........

Yeah, she's been a waste of space from the start. Having to ring the fcuker 20 times before she answers and incompetent all along.....

I wonder why she wasn't answering the phone when your number showed up lol ........

[DogMan85 722]

you should have told him that this is what will happen to you if yo don't sell me the house and show them your pad work video

I feel like giving the four eyed twat a big fcuk off wedgie.......

[dytkos 17,536]

I think you should enrol in 'positive vibe' classes......

Or Anger Management

 

Cheers, D.

[DogMan85 722]

 

 

The slag at the estate agents !!!! Hardly her fault was it ........

Yeah, she's been a waste of space from the start. Having to ring the fcuker 20 times before she answers and incompetent all along.....

I wonder why she wasn't answering the phone when your number showed up lol ........

Honest to God the service was shocking. After viewing the house Friday I put an offer in straight away. First thing she says is I need proof of your mortgage. I ask her for her email to send the proof and she doesn't send it. I have to ring her 5 fcuking times for the empty headed c**t to do it.......

[DogMan85 722]

 

I think you should enrol in 'positive vibe' classes......

Or Anger Management

 

Cheers, D.

True, I'd lost it I admit but that's after I knew the deal was completely out the window. Fcuk em!