Onlyworkmatters 1,584 Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 There I was the pressure taken in, my breathing slowed to a cubic capacity relevant to the weight of the pellet and the curve of the Earth, fear tingled through my mechanix gloves as I placed my range finder next to my prey bag , how would I manage? The shot of a life time beckoned The prey fluttered ever so slightly Just as i zeroed in, my mam burst out the back door screaming "Herbert , put that toy down and come in for your tea, your 42 for fucks sakes '' Next week, how I shot a mouse in Africa from Chiswick using a bsa Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 You funny fuckers Genuine offer - if any of you buggers are ever round this way and, you fancy having a play with some kids toys, give me a shout Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Seriously, airginners are the Lionel blairs of fieldsports, Alongside carpers, they need to be pursued in all circumstances 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 You funny fuckers Genuine offer - if any of you buggers are ever round this way and, you fancy having a play with some kids toys, give me a shout We all love you really! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,341 Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Mamba lites are shite ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Fella I know was telling me the other day how he's thinking of buying a thermal image scope for his Brocock........Seriously ! Should I admire how he's embracing technology, or suggest that, if you need thermal imaging at 40 yards, you need to consider whether you have more money than sense ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Fella I know was telling me the other day how he's thinking of buying a thermal image scope for his Brocock........Seriously ! Should I admire how he's embracing technology, or suggest that, if you need thermal imaging at 40 yards, you need to consider whether you have more money than sense ? That does seem a bit over the top to me but, if he's got the money for those sorts of toys and they make him happy - crack on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wildling 520 Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Fella I know was telling me the other day how he's thinking of buying a thermal image scope for his Brocock........Seriously ! Should I admire how he's embracing technology, or suggest that, if you need thermal imaging at 40 yards, you need to consider whether you have more money than sense ? Thats a proper air gunner, spunking money on useless shite thats worth more than the rifle its fixed to... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 I read. This thread with great interest , and after great deliberation, and days of thought , I have come to the only obvious conclusion, it would appear that dog lads are not write in the head Why else would you buy something that you stuff food in one end, and clean the shit out the other ,, now who's soft in the head , lol Anyway the airguners love you dog lads , not matter what you say about us ,,,,,. We don't bite ( excuse the pun ) ATB 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Ffs Archie don't start them off , because if you do , we will defo have pistols at dawn .lol ATB 6 ft/lb ones? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Smart arse , as usual 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Ffs Archie don't start them off , because if you do , we will defo have pistols at dawn .lol ATB 6 ft/lb ones? 5.10 ft/lb. just to be on the safe side Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deadeye18 164 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 I use an airgun and would say I'm normal though my missis would probably say otherwise.Most airgunners ive met are pleasant enough though I've met some strange types out and about in my time,Big knives,cam cream and dressed like they're fighting the taliban is deffo very strange.I also find people that dress like they're from 1880 in tweed and big socks and daft hats to shoot game birds or deer a bit odd as there's much better clothing around now.The strangest of all people I've seen out with guns in the countryside are the ww2 reenactors,overweight blokes in badly fitting uniforms firing blanks at each other,not a good look overall. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Dead eye Knew I'd seen you before, wasn't you all camouflaged up on Bolsover tip was it down by mark ham , lol ATB mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deadeye18 164 Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Ok pal you got me i confess I was in my best SS camo uniform fighting heavily armed british commando pigeons.If you'd seen me two min earlier you'd have heard me shouting bang bang Achtung,for you ze var ist over tommy. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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