patterdale 675 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Why is it nearly every TV advert they got to advertise women's personal toiletries? If its not Taxpax its sanitary towels or incontinence pads or knickers!!Is it my age or because I'm male maybe they could advertise something for the modern day mans needs..then see the women complain. Are you a middle aged man that's afraid to cough,sneeze or laugh without the fear of pissing yourself or maybe its when you cross over a five bar gate or making a quick getaway from the gamekeeper and you feel a slight leak well fear not Mr piss pants is available for you direct from The Hunting Life.They come in a disposable pad or for longer nights in the field a disposable pull up that come in real tree and British Woodlands camouflage. Actors required for ITV Advert auditions?? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,843 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I'm sure I saw an advert a while ago for bollock moisturiser! Probably xmas time. Could of used a nappy once when I got caught poaching and left a trail behind.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Adverts are targeted at the viewing demographic of the programmes they air during, maybe you should stop watching women's TV If they could advertise something that stops me getting up 5 times a night to piss I'd be forever grateful though! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Think I've found a HOLE in the market. Better get to the patent office,possible patent pending could be short for Piss Pants? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Adverts are targeted at the viewing demographic of the programmes they air during, maybe you should stop watching women's TV If they could advertise something that stops me getting up 5 times a night to piss I'd be forever grateful though! Does the lesbian channel count as women's TV ?BGD as far as going 5 times a night just do what I do......Tie a knot or 3 in it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Cheers for the tip pal I'll be trying that tonight 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,759 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Don't feel left out lads. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,151 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Cant see me going on Dragons den demonstrating "Manpons"!! Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Cant see me going on Dragons den demonstrating "Manpons"!! Atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Only adverts I see are for mobile scooters and making wills during day? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Always used to be Loan adverts when we had sky tv ,certainly don't miss that anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 5,083 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) . Edited March 8, 2017 by Welsh_red Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 5,083 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) https://youtu.be/85HT4Om6JT4 Edited March 8, 2017 by Welsh_red 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,151 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Oh well there goes another idea up the swanny!!!! Cheers Chris not seen that before ? Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,395 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Be butt plugs next for the homos, or arse corks. Or they could name it the Wizards sleeve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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