Blackbriar 8,568 Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman... i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,237 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I go a bit soft and because the wife's not feeling great at the moment I carried her down the stairs to make my breakfast, what a gent 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I sent the good Lady BB a card from the new, exclusive Donald Trump range..... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,282 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman... i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , Kinell Ray, all that from a smile lol, go and knock one out ffs Cheers, D. bloody hell dave lol , dont worry she in my little love book 1st page Jesus Christ !!.......its like reading the diary of Peter Sutcliffe ! Lol 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Me and the wife met 20 years ago, at university - she was studying communications and I was on a theatre studies course...... .....Now, she communicates and I act like I'm listening ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman...i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , Kinell Ray, all that from a smile lol, go and knock one out ffs Cheers, D. bloody hell dave lol , dont worry she in my little love book 1st page Theres only the one page, as they are all stuck together Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,282 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Rhohipnol Ray and his victim of the day ! Lol 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roebuck220 80 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 The bird was dropping hints about getting a ring, told her the only ring she will get off me is a sore one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,961 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman...i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , Kinell Ray, all that from a smile lol, go and knock one out ffs Cheers, D. bloody hell dave lol , dont worry she in my little love book 1st page Jesus Christ !!.......its like reading the diary of Peter Sutcliffe ! Lol Absolutely hillarious . . In all serious Ray u only live once so next time you get her in conversation ask her how does she like her eggs in the morning . . Fertilised or Un-Fertilised Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Or maybe keep it topical seeing as your in the woods, ask her if you beat about the bush a bit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rebel 831 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Booked a good table last night for valentines The wife went mad and wasn't very impressed. She hates snooker. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 To all you beautiful girls out there... "Happy Valentines day." To all you fat birds... "Chin up! It's pancake day soon." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,851 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 You miserable bunch of tight gits.... It's one day! A bunch of flowers and a card cost next to nothing, get the flowers from the supermarket if your hard up! Women like all that pointless bollocks so make an effort now and reap the rewards later!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 We do anal. Trouble is I can't walk right for days after. That strap on gets bigger I swear. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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