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not instilling confidence..

When I started off doing pest control I worked in lots of takeaways... Now I just make my excuses when they phone up. Iv never been in one and seen a kitchen I would eat out of or met staff I would tr

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been swerving them when I read news reports about a lot of cases of food poisoning in the one area, they tested the upchuck of the victims & the bug they all tested positive for was something found in human faeces, they investigated and they all had kebabs from the same place, it got raided and sure enough human excrement found in the kebabs. Jihadists apparently.

 

Sounds far fetched?

 

Trip advisor! :bad:

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You see the food rating sticker stuck to the windows on take way places.

Upto a 5 star rating.

You see some 2 star rating takeaway.

Fecking stinking proper piss head food lol.

I wouldn't feed it to the dogs.

You won't beat a good fried egg sandwich in my eyes.lol.

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I do like a nice donna kebab but, you have to chose where you get it from :yes:

 

There's a turkish kebab house round here that's absolutely spot on.

 

I watched a program once where some celebrity chef was saying that the meat on a big donna skewer is actually pretty good. He said that it wouldn't stay on the spit if it was riddled with eyeballs and ear 'oles.

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Anyone who'd eat that compacted dog shit off the big skewer deserves everything they get.

Takeaway local to me does a nice chicken or lamb kebabs.., proper meat not that doner crap. Place is run by tallies and is spotless too.

have you checked their toe nails for jam

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