lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Doing it now ?? but friends dont shag there mates birds do they ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Wrongun mate haha f**k having you as a mate lolHaha I know it's wrong but I can't help myself I fell put with a mate he is my cousin as well last year over it but his wife was just to much it had to be done hahaAll you waltzers guys are the same haha Pmsl. All that spinning made the brain go funny lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 So if your brother went to jail would you bang his mrs ? Could you be trusted as a friend to pop round and help your good old freinds mrs out with some money ? With out sticking one in her of course ? I haven't got a brother I got 3 nephews close to my age that are like brothers and no I wouldn't do it to them but past that no I couldn't be trusted haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Atleast hes honest. Watch him lads lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazbrowne 13 333 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 f**k me we've gone from bosses wife to brothers and cousins wife some wrong uns on here 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Just gaugeing how far people will go for a bit of clam 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 That you general lee? Haha Haha fxxk it you found me haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 All I think of when I see the fella on the waltzer is... have I locked my car 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leethedog 3,071 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Ask her if she can handle a long'un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,291 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 say any chance of a ride bit of a dodgy word that chance could lead to no fkn chance , after something a bit tactful What could be more tactful than sending her a dildo ? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 best get yourself a liquidiser so you can still eat all your tasty creations ,once the boss has ironed you out for shagging he's mrs,its only a hole ! Mates and job not worth loosing just for a ride. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 go knock one out in the portaloo, and crack on with the job she is paying you to do. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If you're going to send her a dildo do it right https://www.amazon.co.uk/Clone-Willy-Realistic-Vibrator-Moulding/dp/B000NBS2RE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,982 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 hate these wife chasers,plenty of meat elsewhere.i had a row with a dinlo labourer once,and he came out with the ole chestnut "your mum did nt mind it last night" i replied "wondered who that was that dug her up. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Ask her if she knows a joiner and when she asks why tell her you're going to smash her back door in..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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