mattyg 1,862 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 "I bet you a quid that I can make your tits move without touching them" Then just give em a jiggle and give her the quid. Usually results in arrest or slap in the mouth........so I've heard Matt 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,395 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 If im pulling this out my sock im going to use it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 'Nice to meet you my names .... Can I buy you a drink?' It's how I met the wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,203 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 'Nice to meet you my names .... Can I buy you a drink?' It's how I met the wife. dont go bringing us up to your level.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 I'm no Fred flintstone but I could sure make your bed rock 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 I've pulled a lass with offering her a brew and biscuit lol Used to do house clearence and what ever wasn't worth a great amount we used to do the local Carboot sale, anyway there was a burger van and the owners daughter used to help out very nice, for a lads that works on a burger van. Majority I've seen look like they've eaten the profits and bathed in chip fat Anyways after a couple of times we exchange numbers and ended up her coming to my place with her mate (the sort you expected to work at a burger van) and she didn't turn out to be the fun I thought :/ and it was left at that. Got a text a couple of days later and it was the mate, a few texts and a couple drinks later I asked her her if she was coming down for a brew ?? She said just a brew ?? So with being a big girl I had to dangle a carrot (chocolate) so I offered her a chocolate biscuit lol she was down like a flash When she arrived I made her a brew and I handed it to her and I sat down ... As soon as my arse hit the sofa, she said "No biscuit?" Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
villaman 9,979 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 Are you naturally fat or do you eat a lot it worked for my mate ,with a smack in the mouth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Is that a mirrir in your pocket coz i can see myself in your pants. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 what's the best/worst/and most cheesy chat up lines you have heard or done!!! a load of us went out years back....and one of the lads said to this girl...."i'm a lover, not a fighter"......well..i just cringed... but she fell, hook line and sinker for it....... "you don,t sweat much for a fat lass" often did not work for me,when it did i regretted it when i woke up in the cold light of the dawn and sobriety. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,801 Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 How's your arse for blackheads?atb dc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,480 Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 never used them my self Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 one that always works for me is " GET IN THE VAN OR i WILL STAB YOU! " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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