boyo 1,398 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 G B. Aha the old adage .... Any Holes A Goal ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad4it 693 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I doubt she's ever got any from her personality. Adding her that she looks like a bug someone's half stepped on shes got to be a virgin, and probably die one too there aint no woman to ugly. alcohol helping fat and ugly birds to get laid for years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Don't look at the mantelpiece when your stoking the fire. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 This is what I've been trying to say just step up and give her one - she'll be a completely different woman afterwards 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I doubt she's ever got any from her personality. Adding her that she looks like a bug someone's half stepped on shes got to be a virgin, and probably die one too there aint no woman to ugly. alcohol helping fat and ugly birds to get laid for years Since when do you need beer for a fat bird sure they're so grateful you get some shag for effort. Is she a Honda 50? You'd ride it but wouldn't want your muckers to find out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I doubt she's ever got any from her personality. Adding her that she looks like a bug someone's half stepped on shes got to be a virgin, and probably die one too there aint no woman to ugly. alcohol helping fat and ugly birds to get laid for yearsSince when do you need beer for a fat bird sure they're so grateful you get some shag for effort. Is she a Honda 50? You'd ride it but wouldn't want your muckers to find out. Ah yes... the good old days - I remember those. It's funny how fat birds and ugly birds are usually a good shag 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 My Dad always said ...... Get em Old Fat & ugly They think its the last they'll ever get so give it all they got !! Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Deny it all ye want but you deffo fancy her and i bet you're choking the chicken to her dirty laundry a couple times a day atlesst It's soooo......fcuking obvious..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Cold shower or a dose a man the fcuk up and tell the lass how you feel, who cares if she ugly she may just be the ride of ye life ffs The only way somebody could annoy you that much tho is a serious build up of sexual tension an frustration haha Either that or someone that's wrong on the hunting life ,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 (edited) ............ Edited June 21, 2016 by mud 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 ???? See the first replies and suggestions cheered me up but now having to think of that vile creature like that was just made me sad ??? useless tossers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fieldsporthunter 1,864 Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ) atbI take it you were broken hearted once and did she cheat on you?,were all here for you Boyo if you ever want to talk about it mate .............. Mate trust me, I'd would first put my cock in a starving hyenas mouth before she even got to look at it, let alone touch it! She's thin as a twig, got protruding bug eyes and is genuine just a sarky smug horrible sort know it all. Everyone dislikes her, and she absolutely loves any chance to try and enforce her authority on people. Acting like some sort of big shot on campus. I've acting seen her almost jumping with excitement before going to tell someone off for something trivial. Once she came running to my door shouting "QUICK QUICK GO TELL THEM OFF ... AND WEAR YOUR BIG COAT IT MAKES US LOOK MORE INTIMIDATING!" I told her our job is to help and support people but she said no it wasn't and I needed to go shout at them. When I went upto the students I politely asked them if they'd move on, they were really nice and gave me a beer Then invited me to a party they were having at the weekend, result! Several times she has gone to "deal with incidents" and ends up trying to be authorities and getting into arguments and slanging matches, pathetic! Won't take advice either as she's a know it all! If I was sat on a campus revenge would be the last thing I'd be thinking about or what they look like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Lloyd 90. No muff to tough We dive at five!!!? ( by We i mean YOU)Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 when you leave put ads in all the bars and meeting places huge rave at her place 11 oclock sat night limited free booze bring your own drugs they ll be banging her door down lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runem 533 Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Put her name and address on a sex catalogue mailing list...... Done that to a mate with a gay magazine company, they passed his details on to others.After six years he,s still getting gay mail and the odd free but plug. He asked me once if i knew anything,,,,,,,,,,,,what me no idea..!!! ps,he did ask for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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