unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 All I no is it would get pretty boring f***ing the same person day in day out...to spend ya life with just one person is devently not for me. Then you're doing it wrong. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Perverts int they 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FairLead 19 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Don't be so prude mun lads ....don't say u haven't tried Tromboning...get ur mrs/boyfriend to suck & blow on ur ass, whilst she/he is w@nking u off ....feckin lush !! haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Each to their own I suppose. Personally, I'm like a dog with territory when it comes to my missus - it's one of the very few things that would make me violent. You piss all over her?! No way - she nearly killed me when I once got so drunk that I pissed in the wardrobe. I pissed in the oven once, she didn't speak to me for a week! That made me laugh. Every bloke on the planet should have silly drunk pissing story :D Kneeling on the window sill pissing out my bedroom window, unfortunately woke up mum and she opened her window to see what was happening. It was weeks before vague snippets of memory of the occasion came back to me. A pal of mine when we were kids used to go home every weekend hammered, stick on a Dead Kennedys record full blast then piss on the end of his mum and dads bed.......you would think after a few weekends they would have bought a lock for their bedroom door !! Lol lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Pissed all over the floor at a posh B&B after a wedding in Bath once.. My then wife was pregnant at the time and didn't see the funny side at all.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,203 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 All I no is it would get pretty boring f***ing the same person day in day out...to spend ya life with just one person is devently not for me.Then you're doing it wrong. Have you only only ever slept with one person? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,968 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 My mate goes to pattaya for 6 weeks every year.bangs two hookers a day most days, bare backed.must be mad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 My mate goes to pattaya for 6 weeks every year.bangs two hookers a day most days, bare backed.must be mad Jesus he must have every kind of cock rot going, and probably some brand new ones too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,968 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 My mate goes to pattaya for 6 weeks every year.bangs two hookers a day most days, bare backed.must be mad Jesus he must have every kind of cock rot going, and probably some brand new ones too! And he trolls all those UK sited too plenty of fish etc meets up with them so they get what std he got too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Your man sounds like a walking biohazard FFS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Weird guy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Treating STDs like Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,814 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Each to their own I suppose. Personally, I'm like a dog with territory when it comes to my missus - it's one of the very few things that would make me violent. You piss all over her?! No way - she nearly killed me when I once got so drunk that I pissed in the wardrobe. I pissed in the oven once, she didn't speak to me for a week! That made me laugh. Every bloke on the planet should have silly drunk pissing story :D Kneeling on the window sill pissing out my bedroom window, unfortunately woke up mum and she opened her window to see what was happening.It was weeks before vague snippets of memory of the occasion came back to me. A pal of mine when we were kids used to go home every weekend hammered, stick on a Dead Kennedys record full blast then piss on the end of his mum and dads bed.......you would think after a few weekends they would have bought a lock for their bedroom door !! Lol lol A mate of mine was well known for pissing all over his mum and dads house when drunk...eventually he bought his own place and moved out..he threw a house warming party and got absolutely smashed...in the night he sleep walked 2 streets away to his mum and dads house, un locked the door, went upstairs, into his mum and dads room and pissed allover his mums bed side cabinet, pulled his boxers up and sleep walked home ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,587 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Treating STDs like Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all :laugh: or (NSU ) always use french letters 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 All I no is it would get pretty boring f***ing the same person day in day out...to spend ya life with just one person is devently not for me.Then you're doing it wrong.Have you only only ever slept with one person?No. But having found the right one I can't imagine sleeping with anyone else again. It was more in reference to sex with only one person getting boring. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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