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I was once going down on some bird I met earlier in the evening and I came up with a pea and then a piece of carrot!

I asked her what was going on and she said

"Oh, the last bloke that was down there was sick"

 

Cheers, D.

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I'm feeling a bit bad now because when I was a young single bloke I got across almost every type of description on here !!!.......fat, thin, deaf and dumb, skinheads with miles of tats, fat alcoholic

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Well I wouldn't like it if she had a bigger cock than me...

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Gota have a Mrs who don't mind a bit of hard graft. Can just get her coat and wellies on and not worry to much what she looks like. But when she does dress up looks the bollox. Not to keen on tattoos, fat, ugly or smoke. And of course she has to be good in the sack!!!! Lol

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Trying to put her finger up your bum as she wanks you off.

You lying b*****d. Your no happy till you feel her elbow

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A ginger minge :laugh: cnut! Lol

 

I cant stand, skinny/boney women, lack of intelligence, poor hygene or a scrounger.

 

I'm seeing a Lithuanian vegetarian girl right now who has no ass and little boobs but by fuuck a do she's got something I want :laugh:

 

Colour or ethnicity of a woman dont matter to me ;)

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A ginger minge :laugh: cnut! Lol

 

I cant stand, skinny/boney women, lack of intelligence, poor hygene or a scrounger.

 

I'm seeing a Lithuanian vegetarian girl right now who has no ass and little boobs but by fuuck a do she's got something I want :laugh:

 

Colour or ethnicity of a woman dont matter to me ;)

Your wallet??

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It amazes me how many blokes dislike women with tattoos.

 

Is it a generation thing?

 

Do any of the fellas under 30 dislike them on a woman too?

 

There's nothing I like more...

 

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It's weird I love tattoos on a women but I wouldn't marry a women full off tattoos. If where just talking about meeting in a bar and going home with a tattooed women I'd take her and the tattooist ?

My missus has got a few. I like them. If she had this many tattoos it wouldn't stop me marrying her...

 

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It amazes me how many blokes dislike women with tattoos.

 

Is it a generation thing?

 

Do any of the fellas under 30 dislike them on a woman too?

 

There's nothing I like more...

 

Image from https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/75/4e/4e754edf88987fb96103c84498385d88.jpg.

 

Image from http://data.whicdn.com/images/186218961/large.jpg.

It's weird I love tattoos on a women but I wouldn't marry a women full off tattoos. If where just talking about meeting in a bar and going home with a tattooed women I'd take her and the tattooist ?
My missus has got a few. I like them. If she had this many tattoos it wouldn't stop me marrying her...

 

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I know I'm getting old when I look at a picture like that and all I'm interested in is the quality of the ink :laugh:

 

Seriously though those faces on her thighs are some fecking brilliant work :yes:

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It amazes me how many blokes dislike women with tattoos.

 

Is it a generation thing?

 

Do any of the fellas under 30 dislike them on a woman too?

 

There's nothing I like more...

 

Image from https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/75/4e/4e754edf88987fb96103c84498385d88.jpg.

 

Image from http://data.whicdn.com/images/186218961/large.jpg.

It's weird I love tattoos on a women but I wouldn't marry a women full off tattoos. If where just talking about meeting in a bar and going home with a tattooed women I'd take her and the tattooist

My missus has got a few. I like them. If she had this many tattoos it wouldn't stop me marrying her...

 

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i wouldnt kick her out of bed

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