gnipper 5,944 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Gobshites, goths etc and lentil eaters. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,560 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) loads of makeup ,false nails ,spray tans ,false tits and would rather wear high heels than wellies Edited March 24, 2016 by greg64 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lutra Lutra 611 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I didn't know whether to reply to this topic to be honest. But some remarks had myself in hysterics, really did. The person I am I expect so much from people, men and women. When it comes to women I am so choosy, they have to be naturally very good looking. But I have been in certain relationships with some really beautiful plain Janes. Making rude noises is definitely a real put off, and I've been in places and heard some (burping) which is another put off. Also I want one who is very intelligent and somewhat ambitious. With myself being quite introverted at times, I like women who are confident but a little like myself. I don't want loud mouths around me. Trust, good looking, ambitious and of course she must love dogs. It would never work for myself if a Lassie was anti hunting.Tattoos are a put off. How many times has one gone to chat to a really corker of a girl, but then she opens her mouth with every profanity ever recorded. (Oh No) ! 'Time to run"! I think most lads have experienced that one, were a lass asks for a drink. "When they ask myself, I know they are not genuine, so I reply, please by myself one first? Then I will get you one after. Those who don't agree with you; they are the scroungers of this world. I've had lasses talking to myself and they have offered to buy myself a drink. They always turned out to be good ones.When I used to go out with friends they would get talking to a woman, buy them a drink and then expect a ( How's your Farther)! Usually it never happens. Girls had to come to myself, because I was too shy to chat up any strange woman, total fear of rejection. However, once talking they couldn't understand why I never chatted to the girls as they said I was a charmer. But in truth it was only a show! Personality has to be one of the most important issues in my opinion. I'm always with a lot of ladies, just good friends; and I have 3 sisters so I have seen more than my fair share of how women perform. One sister, Tracy whom all the lads remark on how nice looking she is, but they haven't a chance as she's Lesbian and (Anti ). However, she never would say anything to my brother and myself. The eldest is Diane, then there is Rachel the youngest who is wild, very attractive; friends tell myself. Plus she is so down to earth and loves a good laugh. Another plus for Rachel is that she loves dogs and hunting. My ex girl friend, Sahra went hunting everywhere with myself and on many occasions stop with myself at Bert Griptons. "To be honest I think Bert, the old rogue fancied her......I like women of course who take care of themselves and dress well, however like some lads on here will agree too much makeup is a no no as the saying goes. Apologies for the ramble. 'I hate the women who are always looking in the mirror and they think they are Gods gifts to men"! Regards, Lutra... P.S.I've never been married. I do apologise if any members think I blow my own trumpet, I'm not like that at all. Also I would sooner do someone a good turn other than a bad one. A while ago I helped someone who I thought was a friend, I loaned him a considerable amount of money, all I've had back is the paltry sum of £250 pounds. The guy is from Manchester and he owes myself a fair bit of money which is still outstanding. "You try to help people and that's what happens. "Just thought I'd bring the subject up as I have been watching closely the good natured guys and perhaps Lasses who also tried to help a hunting life member on this particular site. I going to be extra careful in the future. Bloody hell Lutra do you not sleep? Hello Seeker, No I find sleeping very difficult as I find it so difficult to relax and shut down. "Bloody horrible at times! Regards, Lutra..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarian1990 220 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Breathing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 brummie accent or a gammy eye wouldn't matter if they hottest contorsionist in world best cook and be suck a golf ball through a hose pipe still be a no for me ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,808 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 loads of makeup ,false nails ,spray tans ,false tits and would rather wear high heels than wellies sounds like an Essex girl......lol......apart from the wellies...........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,199 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'm feeling a bit bad now because when I was a young single bloke I got across almost every type of description on here !!!.......fat, thin, deaf and dumb, skinheads with miles of tats, fat alcoholic divorcees, bad personal hygiene, one arm......you name it !! Jesus some of you young blokes have high standards ! Lol one good arm, Jade Goodys mum... no! please tell me you didnt! Did you eat her kebab? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,199 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Gobshites, goths etc and lentil eaters. Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? You dont pay 200 quid for a lentil on your face. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 if in a pub and she opend her legs and I saw rollers in her pubes that would do me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,808 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 if in a pub and she opend her legs and I saw rollers in her pubes that would do me i thought pubes were a thing of the past............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Fart big no no..my first Mrs of ten years NEver did it once in front of me.other I have now of five year again never done it.f***ing dirty..they never even shit in the house when am there.... Depending how good the women is if she's a proper natural stunner she could shit on my chest never mind fart hahahaha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,663 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Fart big no no..my first Mrs of ten years NEver did it once in front of me.other I have now of five year again never done it.f***ing dirty..they never even shit in the house when am there....Depending how good the women is if she's a proper natural stunner she could shit on my chest never mind fart hahahahaYou dirty swine lol.My mate pulled a girl 1 night he said when he went lick the hippos yawn. It was stinking of shit.he said she must be back wiping through the trench lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,968 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Big triangular 70s Minges. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,808 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 also hairy arm pits, and another is, iv'e got a friend and she's a know-it-all, you can't tell her anything, it's most unattractive,her mum's the same, and all they do is talk about them selves, horrible trait to have, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarian1990 220 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) It amazes me how many blokes dislike women with tattoos. Is it a generation thing? Do any of the fellas under 30 dislike them on a woman too? There's nothing I like more... Image from https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/75/4e/4e754edf88987fb96103c84498385d88.jpg. Image from http://data.whicdn.com/images/186218961/large.jpg. It's weird I love tattoos on a women but I wouldn't marry a women full off tattoos. If where just talking about meeting in a bar and going home with a tattooed women I'd take her and the tattooist ? Edited March 24, 2016 by Craig1990ward 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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