keepitcovert 842 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you need just for men on your pubic hair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you need just for men on your pubic hair. Keepitcovered and you be grand 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VOON 1,313 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you see a vaguely familiar face....you can't put a name to it....30 mins later you realise you went to school with him when you were small... You say to yourself " Jayus, he's gone auld" then you get a sinking feelin, because he was looking at you the same way!!!??? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when you try to get a copy of your gcse results only to find out your old school has been demolished Both my village primary and secondary school been turned into housing.lol I just make them up. cant do that for college... they demanded official gcse certs for my application even though im a mature student Is there no other way to get them im sure theyd have them on file somewere.what you going to study i left school at twelve and always regretted it so i went to college in my late twentys and done a course in community care you need to know which authority who issued the certs and they wont even tell you if they are the right authority until after you pay them £40 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you find radio 2 more entertaining than radio 1 always loved radio 4 ! good comedy,plays the archers, love it ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you go for a haircut and the barber asks if you want your ears trimmed ....... bitch keeps doing my eye brows,says "what do you need them for?keep the rain out your eyes?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) which THL member does this most remind you of? Edited March 1, 2016 by beast 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,397 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you have to get the hair in your ears and eyebrows cut more than the hair on your head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you forget what you were going to post in the "You know you're old when..." thread 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 When your proper done in after carrying a car battery to lamp with because all your little ones have died a death ,like i am right now and it'll take a week to get over it...only 2 rabbits to show for it as well ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 When you wake up at 2.30 every morning and start posting on here ......used to sleep like a log ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flipbull 1,139 Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 When you realise that Adidas Samba are just not trendy anymore 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rooster cogburn 68 Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 When you can only get a semi hard on and you tell the wife it must be the blood pressure pills !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 When you can only get a semi hard on and you tell the wife it must be the blood pressure pills !!!! I've been using that one for years ! The wife puts it down to the beer belly.....well, nothing grows in the shade, does it ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 When you realise that Adidas Samba are just not trendy anymore Didn't he used to play for Manchester City? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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