darkie 143 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 ive got a nice pair of nhs glasses ,they'll do 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,298 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I had a abscess on my gooch ( between Arse hole and balls ) . Got touched up by every doctor in the hospital . At one point the doctor came in and I was lying on my side feeling abused and sorry for myself and he told me he teached trainees and would it be ok if they came and saw how the procedure was carried out . I said fine no problem with me . Any shame I had had long gone . What I didn't expect was 8 or 9 of them to walk in will the doctor was having a root around . My Mrs was in hysterics 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I think they call that a finger bang,thats if they all had a go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Try it in bath first, you be surprised how easily they slide up.. "They"....?? Well there's a man happy to 'inspect' himself. You be careful now.....don't you go ruining a nice watch will you....? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,313 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Periodically I have to have my left kidney cleared of stones by key hole this leaves me with a drain coming out my back into a stoma bag for a couple of weeks meaning I can pass both ways. .naturally and through the drain but the funny thing is this allows air into my system so when I piss naturally I fart out my knob ...it's quite hilarious. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,390 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I thought it was compulsory once you where over 55 to see three am every morning lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,013 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 as I get older I have to get up in the night for a piss ,why is this its like most things when you get older,things stop working,or get weaker, also you can become less tolerant to some food or drinks, i use to get up for a wee in the night, but now i'm ok, with me it was caffeine to close to bed time,i use to be ok drinking it before going to bed,but not now, or a beer, make your last drink of the evening a good few hours before going to bed, if that helps,good, also it could be your prostate, they say, you should get a prostate checked when you turn 50 years old, i know most men find that kinda thing a bit embarrassing, including me, but better safe than sorry, Lost my old man to prostate cancer . No need to be embarrassed for a medical checkup , like you said , better safe than sorry. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Periodically I have to have my left kidney cleared of stones by key hole this leaves me with a drain coming out my back into a stoma bag for a couple of weeks meaning I can pass both ways. .naturally and through the drain but the funny thing is this allows air into my system so when I piss naturally I fart out my knob ...it's quite hilarious. That is one hell of a party trick! Fecking brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Periodically I have to have my left kidney cleared of stones by key hole this leaves me with a drain coming out my back into a stoma bag for a couple of weeks meaning I can pass both ways. .naturally and through the drain but the funny thing is this allows air into my system so when I piss naturally I fart out my knob ...it's quite hilarious. Not a problem for you but your putting the wind up the wife...?? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,180 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 as I get older I have to get up in the night for a piss ,why is this its like most things when you get older,things stop working,or get weaker, also you can become less tolerant to some food or drinks, i use to get up for a wee in the night, but now i'm ok, with me it was caffeine to close to bed time,i use to be ok drinking it before going to bed,but not now, or a beer, make your last drink of the evening a good few hours before going to bed, if that helps,good, also it could be your prostate, they say, you should get a prostate checked when you turn 50 years old, i know most men find that kinda thing a bit embarrassing, including me, but better safe than sorry, Lost my old man to prostate cancer . No need to be embarrassed for a medical checkup , like you said , better safe than sorry.Sorry to hear that my dad just got all clear from it few weeks ago,he was diagnosed about May last year ,had his prostate removed in November . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,452 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 If you do go for a prostate examination just make sure the doctor hasn't got both hands on your shoulders while doing it. Happened someone I know. Bet it costs you a fortune for the tailor made king size huggies, you wanna put a claim in against old doctor ringstretcher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,452 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Periodically I have to have my left kidney cleared of stones by key hole this leaves me with a drain coming out my back into a stoma bag for a couple of weeks meaning I can pass both ways. .naturally and through the drain but the funny thing is this allows air into my system so when I piss naturally I fart out my knob ...it's quite hilarious. You should be on Youtube Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I had a abscess on my gooch ( between Arse hole and balls ) . Got touched up by every doctor in the hospital . At one point the doctor came in and I was lying on my side feeling abused and sorry for myself and he told me he teached trainees and would it be ok if they came and saw how the procedure was carried out . I said fine no problem with me . Any shame I had had long gone . What I didn't expect was 8 or 9 of them to walk in will the doctor was having a root around . My Mrs was in hysterics LOL. A fellow I know had a problem with his penis and was in hospital. A doctor came in with a load of students, whipped back the sheets and asked him how he was . The lad said to the doctor "can't be too bad, he's up before me every morning." He said the students fell around the place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,800 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 as I get older I have to get up in the night for a piss ,why is this its like most things when you get older,things stop working,or get weaker, also you can become less tolerant to some food or drinks, i use to get up for a wee in the night, but now i'm ok, with me it was caffeine to close to bed time,i use to be ok drinking it before going to bed,but not now, or a beer, make your last drink of the evening a good few hours before going to bed, if that helps,good, also it could be your prostate, they say, you should get a prostate checked when you turn 50 years old, i know most men find that kinda thing a bit embarrassing, including me, but better safe than sorry, Lost my old man to prostate cancer . No need to be embarrassed for a medical checkup , like you said , better safe than sorry. sorry to hear that about your dad as well mate, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 farting out of the knob,the mans a genius 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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