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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

I looked out of my living room window tonight and a saw a black man riding a bike................I thought b@stard that looks just like  mine, so I shot off into the garage to double check..........Ph

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1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber.

2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.

3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back.

5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back.

6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy.

7. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
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8. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.

9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.

10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

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53 minutes ago, martyn2233 said:

1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber.

2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.

3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back.

5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back.

6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy.

7. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
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8. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.

9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.

10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

Brilliant mate and thanks :clapper: but you do know your going to hell for them  ??.. :bye:...:laugh:

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