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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

I looked out of my living room window tonight and a saw a black man riding a bike................I thought b@stard that looks just like  mine, so I shot off into the garage to double check..........Ph

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A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude is decreasing rapidly. The pilot speaks over the intercom, "I'm sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne."
Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease. Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do this but in order to save the majority we are going to have to start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way is to do this alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A'. Africans? Are there any Africans on board?"
There was no answer so the pilot calls, "B- black people, are there any black people on board?" Again silence.
"C- coloured people? Are there any coloured people on board?" Still there is silence.
"D- any darkies on board?" Still silence.
A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane became scared and turned to his mum, asking, "Mum, ain't we African?
 Ain't we black?
 Ain't we coloured?
 Ain't we dark?"
She replied, "Yes, son, but for the moment we is Niggers. Let them do the Muslims first. 
If that don't, work we is Zulus.....

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