Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 I’m lucky enough to have a threesome with twins on a regular basis. My mate asked “How do you tell them apart?” I said “Well Emma has a tight shaven pussy, huge tits, long toned legs and loves anal, Barry has a beard and a hairy arse crack.” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 I just got a fifty pound note tattooed on my tackle the Mrs asked me why so I told her 1 i like to see my money grow 2 I like to play with my money 3 I like to have money in my hand but last but not least the next time you want to blow fifty quid you can stop at home and do it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 8 hours ago, Dinosaurs said: Cant wait to tell her that one when i get home . Atb Are you out of the coma yet pal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 She’s away up north with my eldest daughter back on Sunday so hopefully I’ll have forgotten by then cheers bud Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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shovel leaner 7,648 Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 On 17/09/2018 at 20:29, stumfelter said: What about mein kampfryup? Was he in the Gutstapo ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 On 17/09/2018 at 19:56, ChrisJones said: Caption this. Best I've read so far is 'Arbeit Macht Fries'and 'Luftwaffles.' Was he in the Gutstapo ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 An Englishman an Irishman and a Welshman and a Scott . The Englishman has dog , the Irishman has a horse and the Welshman has a sheep. The Scott asks the Englishman if he minds if he talks to his dog , to which the Englishman replies “of course not “. The Scott asks the dog if he is well treated? “ Oh yes says the dog , I get walked, well fed , my own place by the fire, life’s good “! The Scott turns to the Irishman and asks if he minds if he talks to his horse? “Why , sure you can talk to me horse . “Does your owner treat you well “? Asks the Scott , “he sure does says the horse , I’ve got a dry stable , plenty of hay , the odd carrot, life is good “! The Scott turns to the Welshman and asks if he can talk to his sheep ? “Don’t listen to that sheep, he’s a f@ckin liar” !!!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaff 3,414 Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 On 21/09/2018 at 20:42, peterhunter86 said: Are you out of the coma yet pal Peterhunter 86 just told my wife.... her reply “ You little fat twat” !! Not one my best decisions atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 43 minutes ago, Dinosaurs said: Peterhunter 86 just told my wife.... her reply “ You little fat twat” !! Not one my best decisions atb I'm just starting to eat solids again 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 7,524 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife. He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly. She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough. Finally he said, "Ok, good You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband". The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 ???wtf! Atb 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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