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Every time my door bell rings. My f***ing dog goes to the corner. 

 

 

He's a Boxer. 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

Lame but made me 😂

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Pete came to mine yesterday and told me he had just lost his virginty.....

"Come and have a sit down and you can tell me all about it." I said.

"I can't cos my arse is killing me!" He cried. 

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I was in Ann Summers today buying some sexy knickers.. The bloke said 'surprise for the wife'?  I said it will be if she catches me  fxcking wearing them...

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We've all heard the saying, "give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, give a man a fishing rod and he can eat for a week"

Same with a Scouser but give him a fishing rod and he'll have your car keys out through the letterbox.

Cheers, D.

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8 hours ago, Kerny92 said:

Pete actually  came twice at mine yesterday  when he came to take my girlfriends  virginty.....

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"Now her arse is sore 

Thanks pete

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21 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said:

Thanks pete

Bad effort Pete. 😂😂

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I feckin  hate auto correct! I sent my mate a text saying 'you want to go down to the canal for a wank?' I meant river ffs...

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