peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 27 minutes ago, mackem said: I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. Well if it's good enough to get the smell of a thousand other cocks off yours it's good enough to clean my toilet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Mister Gain 1,759 Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 When I moved into my country cottage, I was told that the deeds entitled me to graze animals. So I've been dragging pigs behind my motorbike. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 (edited) I'm not happy at all, just going crazy with worry! Apparently the Postman has shagged every woman on our street barring one, our lass said it will be that stuck up cow living at the corner........ Edited July 29, 2018 by Kerny92 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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wildman 374 Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Hollywood to make a film on the life n times of Dr Harold shipman .Robert Da Nero gonna take title role ! They gonna call it The Old Dear Hunter . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 8 hours ago, wildman said: Hollywood to make a film on the life n times of Dr Harold shipman .Robert Da Nero gonna take title role ! They gonna call it The Old Dear Hunter . He was going to fight Tyson not long after his arrest until they found out he had a lethal jab 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Mrs walked out of the bath room naked last night and said shut the curtains love I don't want the neighbours seeing me naked i said if they see you naked they will shut there own f***ing curtains 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 I walked out of the bath room naked and my Mrs. shouted at me not to go near the window because she didn't want people thinking she married me for my money. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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