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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

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On 12/06/2019 at 11:05, shovel leaner said:

Poor lad got sacked this morning 

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I send blank emails and blank texts to my boss and work colleagues 

 

works a treat if one of them is in a meeting and they didn't switch their phone off

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

 

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

 

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work

 

why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?  Because it was 2 tired.

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A mans wandering through the woods when he comes across a guy tied to a tree his arms around the trunk and wrists cable tied together.
He shouts"help me untie me I've just been robbed at knifepoint, they've taken my wallet and car keys we need to call the police  " 
"Oh dear says the other man"unzipping
his trousers "it's just not your lucky day is it sweetie?"

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