peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Peterhunter Put them back in an go sort your Mrs out ffs the smell of Bath bomb off you Edited March 4, 2019 by peterhunter86 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 01/03/2019 at 06:14, dytkos said: News just in that someone has stolen a toilet from a police station. A police spokesman said they have nothing to go on. Cheers, D. A prison van crashed with a cement lorry earlier today.........police are looking for 6 hardened criminals. (I think both of those are courtesy of the Two Ronnies ?) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Blackbriar said: A prison van crashed with a cement lorry earlier today.........police are looking for 6 hardened criminals. (I think both of those are courtesy of the Two Ronnies ?) Reports of a large hole that has opened up in the clockwise carriageway of the M25. Police are looking into it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 I just seen a copper getting put into the mental hospital It's pc gone mad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 7,524 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 I've no more f*cks to give. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiXldvenungAhWqWhUIHYtjABIQFjAAegQIChAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.(!64.56:886%2FItsGoneViralOfficial%2Fvideos%2Fguy-sings-song-about-giving-no-fcks%2F551056805386522%2F&usg=AOvVaw10NqX3HGMLgtUKzudNYBgF 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ginger beard 4,652 Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 29 minutes ago, Our team said: Man walks into a bar says to barman two pints. one for him and one for his.. dog ... Barman says. You've not got a dog.. Man says I have she's in toilet.... Whats the punch line.? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Our team said: Why is there no pain killers in the jungle?? Cos the parrots eat em all.... Took me a few seconds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 2 hours ago, ChrisJones said: Fair play, don't like the cnut but he stuck it out! Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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