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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
«Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.»
«I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes» replies Watson.

«And what does that tell you?»

Watson ponders for a minute.

«Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.»
«Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.»
«Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.»
«Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.»
«Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe…»

«What does it tell you, Holmes?»

Holmes is silent for a moment. «Watson, you idiot!» he says. «Someone has stolen our tent!»

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I'll second that Ken's Deputy. When I meet up with old friends they tend to have aged better than me.

Lads who grew up a long time ago. Listened to their woman and started to eat healthier and drink moderately. Became sensible family men.

I'm not saying they're happy. Most seem sick as f**k. But they look good on it.

 

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