Whispering Whiskey 66 1,067 Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whispering Whiskey 66 1,067 Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whispering Whiskey 66 1,067 Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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