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jetro 5,349 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack!' - cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up And says, "Mommy, Mommy; Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband … Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!' 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Finn 2,706 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, jetro said: A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack!' - cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up And says, "Mommy, Mommy; Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband … Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!' You did say Blonde. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dytkos 17,534 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Cheers, D. That's lovely nana, thanks very much 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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