WILF 44,168 Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 An Englishman is transporting a new Monkey to Dublin zoo and breaks down at the side of the road. So he is thinking, this monkey will starve if I don’t get it there soon. Just then Paddy comes driving along and the Englishman waves him down and says “Here is £50, take this Monkey to Dublin zoo” So they get the monkey into Paddy’s van and off he drives. 3 hours later the Englishman is still waiting for the AA and all of sudden he sees Paddy driving back the other way with the Monkey still in the back of his van. So he waves him down and says “Oi I thought I gave you £50 to take that Monkey to the f***ing zoo” and Paddy says “I did but I had a bit left over and thought we may get to the pictures before they shut !” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Get some better banter , who the f**k are these people providing you with crack like that? Sort it out 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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talt 878 Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 On 22/02/2020 at 09:37, socks said: The guy who invented spell check died today. May he rust in piss. His funfair is next monkey. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Dinosaurs 2,007 Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, dytkos said: Cheers, D. Takes me back whats next Tizervirus?? Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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