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6 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said:

every year i have 6 university students working with me

one year i had this little quiet girl,she asked me what music i listened to,i said slayer.

that started something lol we do a hell of a lot of driving from one facility to another so we played slayer

one student managed to sleep thru slayer!!!

amazing music,amazing lyrics

I listen to some proper heavy shit theses days Ted... Dying fetus.. Cannibal Corpse.. ect..

I'll probably be out bird spotting in the morning though!!

My mrs can't weigh me up!!?

7 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said:

every year i have 6 university students working with me

one year i had this little quiet girl,she asked me what music i listened to,i said slayer.

that started something lol we do a hell of a lot of driving from one facility to another so we played slayer

one student managed to sleep thru slayer!!!

amazing music,amazing lyrics

 

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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

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Just now, Rusty_terrier said:

It's just a joke. Nobody got hurt and the video is so stupid it funny chill out

It really is - I nearly pissed myself laughing because I couldn't believe what I was seeing :lol:

 

The silly f****r is dressed in railway ppe aswell - probably a company van ?

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41 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said:

my fave band too

i remember buying reign in blood import when it first came out and wondering WTF

never looked back since

 

the only thing I can play on a guitar is reigning blood?

was young dumb full o cum and drugs

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On 06/01/2019 at 18:12, martyn2233 said:

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
     
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
     
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
     
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs."
     
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called " Morehammered."
     
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”
     
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.  
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... it is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed. ?

Lololol beezer

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47 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

“So now the champagne bottle “???

stupid c**t 

 

20 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said:

fuckn dick

i didnt need the slo mo camera to see that ball coming back and hitting him LMFAO

 

2 minutes ago, ArchieHood said:

That ain't real blood......

That's cause it isn't real blood ..

This was a hoax video if you go on YouTube you can watch the making of it 

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12 hours ago, Jonjon79 said:

It really is - I nearly pissed myself laughing because I couldn't believe what I was seeing :lol:

 

The silly f****r is dressed in railway ppe aswell - probably a company van ?

could be the bloke who gets paid to replace bus stop shelter glass. Just saying.

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