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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

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"I'm so sorry," I said. "This has never happened before, but it's been twenty years since I had sex with a woman and I guess the whole experience was a bit too much for me."
"It's OK," she replied. "Lots of men your age shit the bed."

Cheers, D.

 

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  It's only my second day in prison, and I've already been brutally bummed in the showers three times.

 I'm starting to think maybe I'm not cut out to be a guard.

Cheers, D.

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