Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 When you go a friends house and you meet her mum and she's like "Take your shoes off, don't want a dirty carpet," and you're thinking "If only you knew how dirty your daughter is Barbara the carpet would be the least of your worries." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Foxpack 2 said: When you go a friends house and you meet her mum and she's like "Take your shoes off, don't want a dirty carpet," and you're thinking "If only you knew how dirty your daughter is Barbara the carpet would be the least of your worries." That’s not fair my mum is called barbra,wooohooo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 A black couple who are sick of their family being abused because of their colour are told if they swim across the magic river it will turn them white so the parents take themselves and the kids to the waters edge,the mother jumps in and swims across and as they climbs out the other side she turns white,praise the lord it works she screams as the husband jumps in and swims across as fast as he can and as he climbs out he also turns white.They both turn to the kids and tell them to swim on over but as they do the currant gets to strong for them and they start to sink,the mother screams at the father to jump in and save them and he replies, fcuk them niggers....... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ginger beard 4,652 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Foxpack 2 said: Don't get it.why 7 laughs.? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Don't get it.why 7 laughs.? Caulk Edited June 28, 2019 by mushroom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 51 minutes ago, mushroom said: Caulk Nope.still don't get it but don't bother explaining it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 3,721 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 27 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Nope.still don't get it but don't bother explaining it. Building trade joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 3,721 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Tragic death this week at a Nestle factory when a guy got buried under a spilt load. Emergency services said he could have survived if help had came sooner. Problem was every time he shouted out "the Milky Bars are on me!" all his co workers did was cheer! 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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