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Arry 18,570 Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 I was out on a Greek Fishing charter boat an said the the skipper. Hey Andreas this is a nice boat. I a build a this boat with a my own hands with a the best a wood with the best brass. But do they call a me Andreas the boat builder Noo. Were a you stay? I'm staying in the villa on top of the hill. I a build that a villa with a my own hands with the best a bricks and the best a wood, but do they call me Andreas the villa builder Noo. How you get to the quay/ I drove down the coast road. I a build the coast road with a my own hands with a the best stone the best a tarmac. But do they call me Andreas the road builder Noo. You shag a one sheep. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Went to a prostitute her services were Blow job £70 . Full sex £100 Abuse £200 Extreme stuff like shit and piss £300 The wifes prices are reversed Blow job= jewellery £300 + Full sex a meal bottle of wine £100 Abuse ...whatever I earn daily Pissing me off ...free Putting up with her shit everyday free. with a seemingly never ending supply . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 "Mayday, Mayday! The pilot has had a heart attack, I'm blind and the plane is flying upside down." Air Traffic Control: "Roger that, keep calm. If you're blind, how do you know the plane is upside down?" "The shit is running down my back!" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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