bob.243 7,524 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Caption this. Best I've read so far is 'Arbeit Macht Fries'and 'Luftwaffles.' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 32 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: Caption this. Best I've read so far is 'Arbeit Macht Fries'and 'Luftwaffles.' What about mein kampfryup? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 hour ago, ChrisJones said: Caption this. Best I've read so far is 'Arbeit Macht Fries'and 'Luftwaffles.' Aint that scothunter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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trigger2 3,100 Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 Paddy and Murphy are in the job centre looking for work and murphy says look paddy here's a job for us it says tree fellas wanted. Murphy says don't be so stupid there's only two of us. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night, when I went upstairs she was lying naked sucking a lollypop, then she stuck it up her vagina, I said "be careful with that love, you will need it for getting the kids across the road tomorrow. 1 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 My mrs just asked me was she the only one I've ever been with I answered yes the others were all 7 and 8s 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Cant wait to tell her that one when i get home . Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) I got battered today in a lift I was just going up when a busty blonde came in wearing a short top anyway I couldn't take my eyes of her tits then she said can you please press one I don't remember much after that Edited September 21, 2018 by blackmaggie 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 A man goes on his first ever hunting trip and shoots a deer when he gets home he cooks dinner and cooks his deer but doesn't tell the kids but when everyone sits down he gives them a clue he says it's what your mum calls me the eldest kid jumps up and yells don't eat it it's a dick 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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