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I was in a pub one day after a local hunt meet and the conversation got round to middle aged hairy beavers .a few of the lurcher,terrier boys amitted to riding one of the hunt rider followers , one of the boys shouted out dont go there shes got so much cover down there you could loose a fox,pack of hounds and the huntsman in her covert !!!! My mate then turned around and reconed when his gun was cocked and ready to enter her cover he swears a woodcock flew out !!! I was working the terriers with my mate at that time and i jacked and blatently refused to ever put my little terrier in her bush atb rooster

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I pulled a 43 year old when i was 18 and after i gave her what i thought was a good seeing to. She started talking about her kids and the youngest one went to the local school, i said to her do you no

Not in my case......its because she had a brand new RS2000

I was working in a house one day when i was about 17 or so a lady in her late 30 was breast feeding a baby and i was taking the odd peak at her she caught me watching at asked what are you looking

 

yeah that could swing it allright,lol,,,,,,,,,just googled to see what an RS2000 was lol :icon_redface: ,,,,,your very shallow gnasher,lol

Now there's a chap who's never seen an episode of The Professionals !

 

never even heard of them.lol what is it,a tv series?

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How many of you fancied your mates mum when you were a kid? :laugh:

 

I did.... she was nice

I had a porno mag and I was convinced it was her in it. a few friends also thought it was her in it.

I don't mind telling you that I am lucky not to be blind :)

Porno mag........ Brings back memories, used to think all your Christmases and birthdays had come at once finding one in the woods as a kid!!

Kids these days have it too easy, everything's at a click of a button

Iv said it before gone are the days of finding a prized porn collection dumped in a hedgerow!

I found a cracking collection in an old caravan once In the middle of nowhere,dated right back to when hairy muffs must of been all the rage

must have been horrific looking at them compaired to nowdays

to be fair its one of the only reasons I like the older women! I like a bit or roughage ;) I want it to look likes she is giving birth to kevin keegan :laugh::laugh:
nothing wrong with a natural one you can't beat a good growl off with a angry beaver :thumbs:
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yeah that could swing it allright,lol,,,,,,,,,just googled to see what an RS2000 was lol :icon_redface: ,,,,,your very shallow gnasher,lol

 

Now there's a chap who's never seen an episode of The Professionals !

never even heard of them.lol what is it,a tv series?

You've never seen Bodies and Doyle ?? Dear God !!

 

Go to YouTube immediately and watch. Bodie could handbrake a Capri, roll over the bonnet, fire 20+ rounds from a revolver, chat up "a couple of birds" and down half a lager all without creasing his Farah's !

 

Class !!

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yeah that could swing it allright,lol,,,,,,,,,just googled to see what an RS2000 was lol :icon_redface: ,,,,,your very shallow gnasher,lol

Now there's a chap who's never seen an episode of The Professionals !
never even heard of them.lol what is it,a tv series?

You've never seen Bodies and Doyle ?? Dear God !!

 

Go to YouTube immediately and watch. Bodie could handbrake a Capri, roll over the bonnet, fire 20+ rounds from a revolver, chat up "a couple of birds" and down half a lager all without creasing his Farah's !

 

Class !!

 

Personally i preferred the white Escort with the Zakspeed kit in the background of the Minder intro myself but each to their own :D

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yeah that could swing it allright,lol,,,,,,,,,just googled to see what an RS2000 was lol :icon_redface: ,,,,,your very shallow gnasher,lol

Now there's a chap who's never seen an episode of The Professionals !
never even heard of them.lol what is it,a tv series?

You've never seen Bodies and Doyle ?? Dear God !!

 

Go to YouTube immediately and watch. Bodie could handbrake a Capri, roll over the bonnet, fire 20+ rounds from a revolver, chat up "a couple of birds" and down half a lager all without creasing his Farah's !

 

Class !!

 

what the fuk??? :laugh: bodies and doyle???sounds fukin awfull

 

just checked .....1966 film? that cant be what yer on about....is it? lol

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yeah that could swing it allright,lol,,,,,,,,,just googled to see what an RS2000 was lol :icon_redface: ,,,,,your very shallow gnasher,lol

Now there's a chap who's never seen an episode of The Professionals !

I thought they had a Capri

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How many of you fancied your mates mum when you were a kid? :laugh:

 

I did.... she was nice

I had a porno mag and I was convinced it was her in it. a few friends also thought it was her in it.

I don't mind telling you that I am lucky not to be blind :)

Porno mag........ Brings back memories, used to think all your Christmases and birthdays had come at once finding one in the woods as a kid!!

Kids these days have it too easy, everything's at a click of a button

Iv said it before gone are the days of finding a prized porn collection dumped in a hedgerow!

I found a cracking collection in an old caravan once In the middle of nowhere,dated right back to when hairy muffs must of been all the rage

must have been horrific looking at them compaired to nowdays

to be fair its one of the only reasons I like the older women! I like a bit or roughage ;) I want it to look likes she is giving birth to kevin keegan :laugh::laugh:
nothing wrong with a natural one you can't beat a good growl off with a angry beaver :thumbs:

Then she lifts her arms up and it looks like she has Tina turner in a headlock lol

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That's it mate lol ya have never lived

 

no,i lived a lot,hadnt time to be watching some dopey crime show lol.was talking to the son last week,never saw a full episode of the simpsons either,watched 10 minutes of the stupid shit and that was it,

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That's it mate lol ya have never lived

no,i lived a lot,hadnt time to be watching some dopey crime show lol.was talking to the son last week,never saw a full episode of the simpsons either,watched 10 minutes of the stupid shit and that was it,

I'm like that to now mate,the 17yr old step son has that home alone 2 on now so I'm going on YouTube

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