riohog 5,621 Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 ffs tipthe postman , id tip him in the bin ,lol if he doesnt deliver my stuff earlier .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Wouldn't mind being king's postie Any more cakes going spare? You can have squidgy black in a chocolate cake or soap in a white jam sponges mate.Merry Xmas Does the soap come with complementary plastic? Lol no them days are gone around here mate.remember the red and gold seal lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 That scene from resivior dogs comes to mind lol. I wouldnt of tipped the postman but he has done a few good deeds. Know he drinks so gave him a bottle of vodka that i got given from someone else. As for the birds on the tills at shops. I dont mind the thanks have a good day. Annoyes me the false over the top merry christmas sir and a happy new year lol yes im a miserable b*****d. Riverisland bird said to me as i was leaving..."ill try, walked in on the mother of my kid sucking off my granddad last night. Just walked out but whole familes round for xmas. Should be fun and games" her face was priceless lol walked away before she said a word n before i gave it away. Must of thought i was a right jeremy kyle case lol, im easily amused i know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BRYAN3 29 Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Aye Walshie,, it never crossed yer mind tae tip the postie, until it`s a wimmen postie, ! Just stand behind the door and put a surprise in the letter box for her hahahaha That will be time it's a relief postie who's a fella pmsl. Relief postie! Ooh er missis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Well I gave the nice lady a tip in a card and the next day she hadn't dunked my post in puddles, so it must have been the right amount. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,388 Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I wouldn't tip these cnuts here. It surprised me how they can stand and breath at the same time without falling over. Feckin tards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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