stagmad 91 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Well i'll be f****d, took me 2 days to finally read the last 55 pages and catch up on whats going on. Thank f**k you's don't put all ya fine upstanding citizens on a ship and send them down my way any more cause theres enough shit bags here already. Mind you though ya could probably drop him off out in the middle of the Northern Territory and let the boys up there catch a few pigs of him once he starts to blow up and stinking a bit in the sun. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,980 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I can see it now,Vinny Jones with black NHS glasses on held together with plasters. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,675 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Payday 3Jumping the gun a bit there!! What about 1 & 2? They already been out lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 never trust a man who wears nhs glasses My account was in brief. Just wait until Quentin tarrintino gets hold of this biopic and directs something worthy of an Oscar. Can just picture it now..... Set in the rolling landscape of up north. Moors. Fells. Trees and shit. The villain gets set upon by two tattooed scallys. Beaten and left for dead. There's the drama. You take pity on the guy. The action starts with quad bikes and helicopters!! Then back to the drama. Hospital visit and a miraculous speedy recovery that would make Stephen segal look like an amateur. More action then with armed attacks and speedy getaways in an old escort van with rotten sills and no MOT. The money scam will be something like what kieser sozey pulled in the usual suspects. The ending will be the usual tarrintino surprise. I can just see it now.... Lol rotted sills I ain't heard that phrase for a long time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 At a game fair near you Andy standing proud at the entrance of his net tent this summer. His pigeon chest covered in a newly ironed t shirt. the sun glinting of his freshly mr sheen polished nhs specs. held together with 1 of elastoplasts top of the range finger plasters. A new looking pair of black pasty shoes with a shine only 2hrs on the brushes with kiwi shoe polish can produce. And to finish the look a freshly combed over bryllcreme saturated fly sticking comb over. I will leave someone carry on lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 He flicked the toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other. And sneered the sneer of a man with no conscience. A pretty girl came up to him. "Say, You're Andy Kelly King of the netmakers aren't you?" "Yeah, I do like to spin a yarn." he replied. "Would you like to see my binoculars?"..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 "I'd love to see your binoculars. Where did you get them Andy?" "Oh my friend Steven Seagal sent them over from America for me...." "Your friends with Steven Seagal?" "Friends....we are like brothers. We used to go to school together. Then when we were a bit older I used to be his stunt man" "Wow....is that true?" "Unfortunately not.......I'm actually a lying c**t!!" 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Lol walshie. I messaged Andy yesterday and he replied this morning this is a screen shot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Still interviewing the 2 suspects? Where are they being held? Guantanamo Bay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 He blocked me instead. What info was there to be leaked and where were the thank you's for all the donations? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Ah poor andy he seems realy stressd out we should do a wip round 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,675 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Ohh no were taken for having a chat about it on a public forum lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,675 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Its like we done something wrong now lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,675 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I think walshie should be arrested first he started all this 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I think walshie should be arrested first he started all this It wasn't me! No, really. It wasn't me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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