CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I can put you in touch with my man el chapo Guzman he has a good set of guns and a whole army to take you to the best spots so you don't have to worry about any bother Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,321 Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 We had some wild weather 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted October 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I can put you in touch with my man el chapo Guzman he has a good set of guns and a whole army to take you to the best spots so you don't have to worry about any bother Thanks, but I don't think this is a genuine offer. Also, guns aren't really my thing. If I get caught short and need directions to the nearest hedge, I've got you on speed dial 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I can put you in touch with my man el chapo Guzman he has a good set of guns and a whole army to take you to the best spots so you don't have to worry about any botherThanks, but I don't think this is a genuine offer. Also, guns aren't really my thing. If I get caught short and need directions to the nearest hedge, I've got you on speed dial pmsl re the pics, just email them to yourself and it asks you small, medium or large, click on small and they should upload Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Buch 145 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Xcaret is great. I prefer xel ha but they are slightly different setups and xcaret is probably a bit more cultural. I'm biased but i love the place. Have a good un! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 How long you there for??Got another week. Do you have any contacts in the area?mmor are you not on speaking terms with the ex? I've sent some msgs out mate... Wanna learn some Mexican phrases?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 The croc hunting might be good? Can't believe you're doing cocktails ,sake. Get on the river and sea sickness shouldn't be too much of a prob, "I find the best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree",Atb JoeWhat's wrong with cocktails? My love affair with them began back in 2006 when an older gentleman introduced me to the joys of the banana dackery (gay yellow cocktail). Since then I have often enjoyed a strawberry dackery (gay red cocktail). I'm always looking to experience new gay cocktails... But croc hunting does look decent. I'll definitely give it a go! You know if you take away 'tail' in that paragraph it really is quite a funny read...????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Next time you order a beer instead of saying "gracias" say "no mames guay" They'll like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Next time you order a beer instead of saying "gracias" say "no mames guay" They'll like that Google translate tells me that means "not cool Mama". Somehow I don't think that accurate... What does it really mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) Really means is hard to translate lol "No mames" literally would translate as "don't suck the tit/mother's milk But can mean wtf/gtf Guay (pronounced gway with a soft G) is mate ffs not do not use with your elders lol Edited to add in Spanish you pretty much pronounce every letter you see. Unlike English they don't combine letters to make sounds eg c.ough th, ch etc and where you see an accent above a letter that's the strongest sound in the word Edited October 23, 2015 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,800 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 'Strongest ever' hurricane threatens Mexico http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-34614864 they have just said on the the news right now that the hurricane is about to hit mexico at 300+ kph, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 'Strongest ever' hurricane threatens Mexico http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-34614864 they have just said on the the news right now that the hurricane is about to hit mexico at 300+ kph, This shit can get real bad really quickly but they will be ready Especially in Cancun they won't want tourists flattened by a bit of wind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 'Strongest ever' hurricane threatens Mexico http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-34614864they have just said on the the news right now that the hurricane is about to hit mexico at 300+ kph, This shit can get real bad really quickly but they will be ready Especially in Cancun they won't want tourists flattened by a bit of wind That's on the Pacific side. I'm in Cancun on the Caribean Coast. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 I only mentioned it as UG wanted some hunting, be a good night for lamping. I didn't bring my lamping gear unfortunately. Apparently, I'm smack bang in the middle of a national park, so may be giving the hunting a miss. Hope the sea is calm for fishing tomorrow though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Mate what a feckin idiot I am lol or some reason I was thinking you were in Baja California even though I typed Cancun I have connections with a local Mayan tribe mate but I'd be very pessimistic about by your chances at such short notice. Sorry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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