bird 9,587 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 you cant piss and shit at the same time , try it you wont. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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WILF 44,186 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Shoot a lion with a pointy stick........4 million people will think your a dick ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) If it's got legs or wheels it's usually trouble. You can only f**k with what ya got. Edited August 10, 2015 by treecreeper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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WILF 44,186 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You are only as good as the people you surround yourself with. You are if you leave them to their own devices !! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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