Tiercel 6,986 Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 One slip is all it takes to get right in the sh!t. TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 "A fat lass looks slim in the dark". The centre of a doughnut is 100% fat free. The centre of a fat doughnut still encompasses the same 800 calories that a whizz factor is supposed to produce,allegedly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,215 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 two in the pink and one in the stink Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 The worst thing in life is wasted talent....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,305 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 the more i hate people the more i like dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 My own particular one is 'Women come and go, but it's hard to find a good dog'..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 My own particular one is 'Women come and go, but it's hard to find a good dog'..... Your bang on darcy I've spent year's on fast women an slow dog's 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,259 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 If your going through hell......keep going ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,380 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 You can't polish a turd..... but you can roll it in glitter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hjckcff 1,737 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 hard work is never easy. the more I know about folk, the more I like dogs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,173 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 if your not in you cant win Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,980 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Never go out with a loaded gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,980 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Don't send a sheep to kill a wolf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zigzag dan 784 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 A standing prick has no conscience .............................and ,,,,,,,,,,,,any holes a goal ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb. A barrel full of mickeys wouldn't satisfy her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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