kanny 19,382 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 if I asked my dad were something was , he used to say I dint know it might be up jacks arse in America me mam still says it. ?..never really got my head around it My mam still says "Up my arse, top shelf !", even if you're only asking her where she keeps the sugar ! there nutters! Either that or both from Notts ? must be Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Whats for tea gran? Pigs arse and cabbage 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 if I used to ask for summat as a kid,.my ma used to say, ill get you two, grrrrre that annoyed me but I now say it to.my own kids lol if I ever said that's no fair, my ole granda used to.say lifes no fair, neither is the hair on a darkies arse lol my Da would say "neither is a blackmans arse its all pink and puckered" never asked him how he knew that... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 If me auntie had balls she would be me uncle Your as useless as two tits on a bull Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 If you asked someone for a match and they'd say yeh your face and my arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jack.308 40 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 When asking for what was tea I was always told chums and butter daycocks. Always thought it was bread and butter but who knows Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 When asking for what was tea I was always told chums and butter daycocks. Always thought it was bread and butter but who knows I was told fleas knees and chickens elbows, with cockles and pop for desert. TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Whats for tea gran? Pigs arse and cabbage Bread and shit with sugar on. How much? Money and good words. You can only piss with the cock you've got. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted June 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 If we asked where someone was, Dad would say that they "went mad, so I shot 'em !" Interesting how there's similar phrases in different regions. Similar to Peterhunters phrase, my dad used to say "and if me dad had tits he'd have been me mam." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted June 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 In reply to 'I thought you knew/I thought you had it' etc, I've heard "You know what thought did ? Stuck a feather in the ground and thought he'd grow a chicken"........and I've heard it as far apart as Yorkshire and London....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 When asking my mum,,,were me granny,,,, an shed reply,,,upstairs beside Uganda, ,,,mates still say it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 If something is hard to shift.....its like pulling yer granny of a black man 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've just done a dump ....It was like king kongs finger! :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Any one who was a bit tight was a ""dry lunch " to mean to pay for gravy Or my mothers favourite was " he wouldn't give his shit to the crows ...any one who was being a bit nosey or shifty looking my old fella came out with " he's got eyes like a shit house rat " ...and the definition of impossible was " got more chance of swimming the Atlantic with a cooker on your back " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Beat him like a ginger stepchild lol Cheers, D. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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