mushroom 12,352 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 All that fuss over a fukcing cough ... You need to man the fukc up you fanny ... Get some buttercup medicine down you and crack on ... Fukcing attention seeker ....... :laugh: Fookin wish it was that simple :yes: All I give a fuuck about is there is no TB and no cancer those have been pretty much ruled out they tell me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,843 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonic_plague 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 sounds like your bunged up to me, when was the last time you had a thundering good bowel movement 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,929 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 `S probly some Spanish man milk stuck in yer throat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonic_plague It's more likely to be this ....... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypochondria 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 As said to much weed.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ftm 3,357 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 had a terrible ache in my knackers didn't want to worry family about it as wife is still being treated for throat cancer [would have set her and my girls back a fair bit] anyway doc checked prostate =ok & no abnormal lumps in balls so blood tests urine tests next day = all ok had to have a scan -big black guy smeared my balls with gel and started to scan but I had to stop him ! he was nearly popping me balls out the sack! turned out he was a TRAINEE! anyway a female nurse took over and said no signs of cancer but I do have the equivelant of varicose veins in each knacker and this is where the aching comes from ---- no cure! the relief to be told no cancer was massive for me as I just wouldn't have known how to break news to family -ps wife is on mend 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 had a terrible ache in my knackers didn't want to worry family about it as wife is still being treated for throat cancer [would have set her and my girls back a fair bit] anyway doc checked prostate =ok & no abnormal lumps in balls so blood tests urine tests next day = all ok had to have a scan -big black guy smeared my balls with gel and started to scan but I had to stop him ! he was nearly popping me balls out the sack! turned out he was a TRAINEE! anyway a female nurse took over and said no signs of cancer but I do have the equivelant of varicose veins in each knacker and this is where the aching comes from ---- no cure! the relief to be told no cancer was massive for me as I just wouldn't have known how to break news to family -ps wife is on mend Good news mate.... maybe a touch too much info though 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonic_plagueIt's more likely to be this ....... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypochondria Be so much more easier if I was a bloody hypochondriac 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 As said to much weed.. id say it be the tabacco over the weed .. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Never mind you Mush'......Ive paid for you too take me on a guided tour of Barca and you'll be no use to me if your pan breed!!....? Chin up bud.....?? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Cheers guys. Just seen the results of the xrays blood tests etc.. no cancer cells or abnormal cell counts showing, no tb or lung shadows, so now another round of tests. Arse has stopped twitching and hands have stopped shaking but still gotta find out wtf is wrong, my lung capacity is down a lot. just been hooked up to a breathing machine and then they started looking worried and gave me some spray shit that got me high Pretty sure I'll live thank f**k for that I can only manage one fishing comp a year all due respect, God bless ?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 fook a fishing comp, I want a boar hunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,607 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 had a terrible ache in my knackers didn't want to worry family about it as wife is still being treated for throat cancer [would have set her and my girls back a fair bit] anyway doc checked prostate =ok & no abnormal lumps in balls so blood tests urine tests next day = all ok had to have a scan -big black guy smeared my balls with gel and started to scan but I had to stop him ! he was nearly popping me balls out the sack! turned out he was a TRAINEE! anyway a female nurse took over and said no signs of cancer but I do have the equivelant of varicose veins in each knacker and this is where the aching comes from ---- no cure! the relief to be told no cancer was massive for me as I just wouldn't have known how to break news to family -ps wife is on mend Re the bollock ache...........take a paracetamol mate its just a tension headache......but not in the head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 had a terrible ache in my knackers didn't want to worry family about it as wife is still being treated for throat cancer [would have set her and my girls back a fair bit] anyway doc checked prostate =ok & no abnormal lumps in balls so blood tests urine tests next day = all ok had to have a scan -big black guy smeared my balls with gel and started to scan but I had to stop him ! he was nearly popping me balls out the sack! turned out he was a TRAINEE! anyway a female nurse took over and said no signs of cancer but I do have the equivelant of varicose veins in each knacker and this is where the aching comes from ---- no cure! the relief to be told no cancer was massive for me as I just wouldn't have known how to break news to family -ps wife is on mend Varicoseal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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