brenner 772 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Me an a mate were lamping right next to the local counties police HQ (read the last line of my last post), the fields are always cut short and it's covered in bunnies so good for some fast runs! Well we was squeaking a Charlie in when someone with a torch came running across the field at us, we knew the dog handlers sometimes walk their dogs there after dark so we made off in a big loop back to the motor which was the only car in a big car park when the light came again faster this time. We sped off span it around and onto the lane where the light was but it was the only was out so had to go past it. As we did we slowed down to see who or what it was and to our horror it was some creepy looking perv with his cock out loooooool half of me wanted to stop and give him a slap the other thought f**k that and we f****d off...,that was strange! ah yes ! I remember that night well, i couldnt find you two little cock teasers anywere and my f****n dick was freezing. Lol 5 Quote Link to post
terryd 8,029 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Have to pass through a grave yard to get to one of my lamping spots. Walking through one night on my own and the lurcher just stopped and started barking at one of the headstones Mine did that to a stone lion the other day didn't have quite the same affect 1 Quote Link to post
coursing-lad 71 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Was with a mate out lamping, both dogs smashed too bits and out of nowhere came the chopper hovering over us. Had to cross a pretty deep river, made it home safely right enough. Quote Link to post
snappeer 464 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 The ghost of a collie dog in local park the parks 100s years old and the loads of dodgy stuff goes down there a few pepole av seen the dog though and every one sais the same thing dogs shit them selves and wouldent walk forward and start crying then it dissappears Quote Link to post
keepdiggin 9,208 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 The ghost of a collie dog in local park the parks 100s years old and the loads of dodgy stuff goes down there a few pepole av seen the dog though and every one sais the same thing dogs shit them selves and wouldent walk forward and start crying then it dissappears lol behave 4 Quote Link to post
brenner 772 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Went out hunting one night with my creepy uncle and he touched me in my special place .... The scary part was i kind of liked it lol 5 Quote Link to post
keepdiggin 9,208 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 ^^^^^ has your uncle got a number I can get him on 1 Quote Link to post
brenner 772 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 He might have been a pedaphile but hes not a two timing b*****d so back off pal !! 7 Quote Link to post
jack44 187 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Have to pass through a grave yard to get to one of my lamping spots. Walking through one night on my own and the lurcher just stopped and started barking at one of the headstonesi shoot a spot that I'll to pass a grave yard and I've to lead up my gsp to get her to go by it ha weird bitch Quote Link to post
brenner 772 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Have to pass through a grave yard to get to one of my lamping spots. Walking through one night on my own and the lurcher just stopped and started barking at one of the headstonesi shoot a spot that I'll to pass a grave yard and I've to lead up my gsp to get her to go by it ha weird bitchwith her superior sence of smell she can probably detect even the smallest amount of poo in your undies and just doesnt want to walk near you. Lol 3 Quote Link to post
brenner 772 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Have to pass through a grave yard to get to one of my lamping spots. Walking through one night on my own and the lurcher just stopped and started barking at one of the headstonesi shoot a spot that I'll to pass a grave yard and I've to lead up my gsp to get her to go by it ha weird bitchwith her superior sence of smell she can probably detect even the smallest amount of poo in your undies and just doesnt want to walk near you. Lolim on form today. I crack myself up ! Its just a shame i cant hit the like button on my own posts 2 Quote Link to post
keepdiggin 9,208 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 He might have been a pedaphile but hes not a two timing b*****d so back off pal !! pmsl Quote Link to post
elijahboy 12 Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Some mad fuckers on here lol there is something that puts the shit up my back regular when I'm in the middle of a field in Lincolnshire and farmers and police start to block you in then the helicopter comes over and I'm hiding in a drainage pipe always scares me Quote Link to post
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