The Gamekeeper And The Vicar

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A gamekeeper was patrolling the grounds of large house where he was employed, when he came across a man with his arm down a rabbit hole. As he approached and poked the muzzle of his gun on the mans back, the man turned round, the gamekeeper recognised him as being the local vicar.

GAMEKEEPER "Vicar!!! I am surprised at YOU stealing rabbits".

VICAR "I'm only catching one for my tea"

GAMEKEEPER "But you must have over 50 rabbits there. How did you manage that?"

VICAR "If I tell you my secret will you let me go?"

GAMEKEEPER "I might do, now tell me how you do it."

VICAR "Well before I come out I put my hand up a womans skirt. The smell on my fingers is irresistible to the rabbits."

GAMEKEEPER "Oh, well get out of here and don't let me catch you again."

The gamekeeper took the rabbits and sold them for £2 each. He thought later that he was onto a good thing, and decided to get some more to sell.
Remembering what the vicat told him, he races home and runs in the kitchen to see his wife just bending down to put something in the oven.
Without hesitation he shoves his hand up her skirt and had a grope. Without even turning around to look, his wife says "Oh hello Vicar. Going poaching again?".

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And all the better for being hunting related..!!

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