david2363 42 Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 These two dwarfs, go in the same pub night after night, they are always moaning that they cant pull a bird. The locals club together and pay for a couple of hookers for them. Anyway, the 2 little fellas take the 2 whores home, and its off to seperate bedrooms. Dwarf number 1 try as he might cant get a hard on. And is getting really frustrated as he can hear his mate on the job next door. He puts his ear to the wall and he can hear the whore screaming- come on come on , nearly there nerly there. He is so depressed he bursts into tears. 30 minutes later, he's in the kitchen and his mate, dwarf n0 2walks in. Dwarf n0 2 says "how did you get on mate?" Dwarf no 1 says "fvckin disaster, I couldnt even get a stiffy" How did you get on? Dwarf no 2 says "just as bad mate, I couldn't even get on the fvcking bed" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the fezz 44 Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little_lloyd Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Not funny Show some consideration for us smaller people Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Not funny Show some consideration for us smaller people It's not our fault your a short ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cymruguy69 5 Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 This joke was on drop dead gorgeous last night!! Still a good joke though!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Not funny Show some consideration for us smaller people Whats up LL do you have trouble getting up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 haha i didnt see that coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little_lloyd Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Not funny Show some consideration for us smaller people Whats up LL do you have trouble getting up No Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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