forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2580115/Police-shut-dual-carriageway-hunt-mans-PENIS-22-year-old-man-arrested-suspicion-assault.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tel1 22 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 them pikeys will pinch anything Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 in a distressed state, prize for understatement of the year? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 they threw it out the getaway car and it slapped a car behind windscreen with 2 nuns in,,,,,1 nun said to the other havent the flies got big dicks round here 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted March 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 they threw it out the getaway car and it slapped a car behind windscreen with 2 nuns in,,,,,1 nun said to the other havent the flies got big dicks round here I just spat crisps everywhere lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 I bet john bobbit is laughing his bollocks off right about now.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,100 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 strange one that. it could just be bollocks for all we know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 excuse me officer whats the hold up? erm theres a penis in the road. well cant you just move then we can get past? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 strange one that. it could just be bollocks for all we know. thats what i thought a cock n ball story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,756 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 They've cut the end of hes cock of ffs if anyone can help give him a bell ? lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 If they find who's going to pick it up I wouldn't touch it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 If they find it who's going to pick it up I wouldn't touch it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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