Ukroosterman 548 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Why could the hen not find her eggs?........... She miss laid them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ukroosterman 548 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 What do you get if you cross a gamecock with a pittbull?....................... Just the pittbull Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Oh ffs.....a challenger has arisen to take Walshies title....lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Oh ffs.....a challenger has arisen to take Walshies title....lol See him reading topic now, bet he was biting his fist with excitement when he saw it....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dusk til dawn 169 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 uk those chicken jokes are nothing to crow about , mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Why could the hen not find her eggs?........... She miss laid them. that's the worst joke I've ever read tbh.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Why could the hen not find her eggs?........... She miss laid them. that's the worst joke I've ever read tbh.... What do you get if you cross a gamecock with a pittbull?....................... Just the pittbull I stand corrected..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 uk those chicken jokes are nothing to crow about , mate This is close too. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Nope. Nothing for me to worry about here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ukroosterman 548 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a hooker." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a Chicken Farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 500 cocks last year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ukroosterman 548 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 I wouldn't be to sure now welshie I was just warming up....... Uk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Oh my God. Now I know what other people feel when they read my jokes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Oh my God. Now I know what other people feel when they read my jokes. f**k off you've got months of this pish before you even come close to understanding... Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ukroosterman 548 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 You' guys have come out your (shells) lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
off the tether 277 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 How do you tell the Irish man at a cockfight he is the one with a duck how do you tell the I,R,A, are backing him the duck wins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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