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OK gents finally something for me to give back after all these years!.

 

I am offering all of you land owners the opportunity for me to sort your vermin out FREE OF CHARGE!!

 

Now first off I am not very keen on getting dirty or fixing gates, don't get any funny ideas about thinking you're getting free labour, I work in an office and my hands are too soft for such menial tasks but I am a genuine pest controller! Although I do have a job, I will do my best to fit you in to my busy work schedule and can assure you I will turn up at least two or three times a year. I am very genuine and will sort out any problems you have with persistent pests whether it be knocking back pigeons to protect your grazing land, hammering ducks and pheasants all year round and I am yet to have shot a sheep so I am very safe as well. I do respect all boundaries, don't listen to any BS about that last time it was Rake's land but I couldn't get in touch with him so it was a bit awkward. I can guarantee you this though.....once I get on your land there will be nothing left alive.

 

I have a gun and an air rifle which I am very good with, I have shot 20 cats in my garden in the last 2 months alone so you can imagine I am a good shot! My dog might not be the best retriever but he has killed 3 hamsters so I don't think rabbits will be a problem.

 

PM me for more details it's a first come first serve basis!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well Dan you can imagine I've had a lot of PMs already but as an established member I would give you a discount on traveling costs :thumbs:

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Wow it is so nice to see a member giving something back to the sport he loves, you are probably so busy answering all the requests for your services that you wont have time to read this, but anyway well done old chap, a true sportsman :thumbs:

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Do you only do vermin? I'm having problems with wild boar, deer and big cats.

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Do you only do vermin? I'm having problems with wild boar, deer and big cats.

i`m having trouble with the mrs :laugh:

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Do you only do vermin? I'm having problems with wild boar, deer and big cats.

 

i`m having trouble with the mrs :laugh:

Ah!! But he will only see to her 3 times a year or when he can be arsed.

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OK gents finally something for me to give back after all these years!.

 

I am offering all of you land owners the opportunity for me to sort your vermin out FREE OF CHARGE!!

 

Now first off I am not very keen on getting dirty or fixing gates, don't get any funny ideas about thinking you're getting free labour, I work in an office and my hands are too soft for such menial tasks but I am a genuine pest controller! Although I do have a job, I will do my best to fit you in to my busy work schedule and can assure you I will turn up at least two or three times a year. I am very genuine and will sort out any problems you have with persistent pests whether it be knocking back pigeons to protect your grazing land, hammering ducks and pheasants all year round and I am yet to have shot a sheep so I am very safe as well. I do respect all boundaries, don't listen to any BS about that last time it was Rake's land but I couldn't get in touch with him so it was a bit awkward. I can guarantee you this though.....once I get on your land there will be nothing left alive.

 

I have a gun and an air rifle which I am very good with, I have shot 20 cats in my garden in the last 2 months alone so you can imagine I am a good shot! My dog might not be the best retriever but he has killed 3 hamsters so I don't think rabbits will be a problem.

 

PM me for more details it's a first come first serve basis!

 

 

 

Ffs I'm in stitches :) :)

 

 

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Walshie I will do big game as I've still got 750 clay cartridges I am trying to clear out of my wine cellar (taking up too much space the wife says) but once they're gone I will have to charge for dealing with them unless I can get the land cleared for my sniper air rifle, I'm quite sure I can take a deer with it up to 30 yards if I shoot it in the eye the only problem I've found is getting them to look at you, they seem to always turn their backs on me at the last minute.

 

I have also decided to expand my operation and I think I have come up with a niche market for humane snaring. Basically we capture rabbits/foxes and the like and safely release them on to neighboring farms where they can live out their existence.

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Turns out snares actually kill animals so it's back to the drawing board for that last idea.

 

Watch this space!

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Can you try and get the snares to catch their feet? That way it will take them longer to limp back to where you originally caught them.

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I was thinking about fur-lining the snares so it doesn't dig in to the skin, that sounds humane to me....or possibly crafting a type of harness so the fox steps right in to it and be ready to be walked to his new home when I finally turn up.

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No need to fur line then the animals gave there own fur. This post is so funny the sad thing is this is like most of the facebook groups but they are all being serious

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