A New Year Tale......

[baw 4,360]

Who's is the lucozade

[the_stig 6,614]

Who's is the lucozade

recoveryaid

[socks 32,253]

As ideatiton gave a sermon to the gathering flock of believers lab was desperate for some fighting juice as he really needed to throw something at baw who was sat behind a lone bush touching himself whilst purring mark bricks name ... Out of the darkness came a gargled strangled scream ... Gnasher was writhing on the floor in agony as a piece of the manky jellied eel had stuck in his throat and was chocking him to death ... They don't have bones screamed wilf this can't be happening to my hero ... As Darcy used his extra large nostril to suck the piece of lodged eel from the cockneys throat a loan figures slinked away into the darkness .... But who was it ??? Kranky ??? No could it be ... Could it ... Dare it be STEWIE !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lab 10,979]

Haymin was delighted it was a walk...he'd already ran over 3 dogs on the way here.

Lab was really amazed that Socks had turned up....and also how small he was??

Lab was excited to meet Baw..all this time talking to someone on the net he had built up a picture of a tall strapping lad but unfortunately a skinnier, camper version of Danny Dyer stood infront of him.

Gnasher had decided to walk of infront, he must win this race, it's not a race but Gnasher wants to win it all the same. Max is running after him and as they disappear into the distance there's a faint cry of "honestly pet, gan fir a look whin ye get baaack, there a fookin rat trap there, am nee telling lies pet!!"

[albert64 1,882]

mel was embarrassed that the gathering crowd had taken a pic of him on his knees, stood in front of him was rfyl

telling him how he was going to "lick his head in" mel pleaded "please don't" i'll do anything

just then rfyl got out the pics of his wife and his camper van, and mel had to look through all 10 albums

gem and mo were busy chatting gem was admiring mo's Christmas knickers and her camel toe

lab started doing press ups to draw their attention, johnny johnny get on my back pleaded lab

now johnny had suffered enough at the hands of this carling drinking square sausage eating madman

and quickly made a hasty retreat to scot who was brewing a pot of Yorkshires finest all the way from india

the smell of the tea awoke tomo who was sleeping like a bear in the heather, bleary eyed tomo made his way over to scot and johnny

but he didn't see lab doing his press ups and went arse over tit and smashed the cups

lab jumped to his feet shouting ha ha ha you cant blame me for breaking this cup...........

[the_stig 6,614]

well that soon died a death..

[Born Hunter 17,624]

The band of merry men heard a tremendous roar in the night sky....... with an intense blinding light and a shuddering impact a meteorite struck Fort William and ended ALL life on Earth.

 

THE END

[Astanley 11,465]

During the night the group gathered closer for warmth and a mistaken sense of safety , Gem was still repulsed by her horrific discovery in the nether regions of Labs kilt ,and sat at the edge of the group , she felt the reassuring warm touch of a hand on her shoulder and looked up , Skycat stood looking down at gem and smiled , they both knew instinctively what this meant and fell into each others arms , Skycat thrust her tongue into Gems warm welcoming lips and Gem cupped Skycats pert , erect nipples with her small trembling hands , the heat radiated from the collision of their hot , thrusting genitalia , suddenly an eerie , unearthly shriek rang out , the unhappy group of campers stopped watching Gem and Skycat , put their todgers away and peered frightendly into the darkness ......

[R.A.W 1,987]

Could it be .... Yes it was perched on the front seat of the number 10 bus, dog in hand with a bag of hard bunnies blocking the aisle ...............Aaron the coursing lad clad in two stripe tracky ready to help the cores.......but sock's stood tall like a rutting stag ready for the confrontation.............. Big AZ stepped down from the bus and ....................

[gnasher16 29,624]

All of a sudden out of the darkness appeared a platoon of army soldiers tooled up to the nines.............it turned out the whole Scotland trip had been a devious ploy cooked up by Gnasher to get Baw and Stewie on their own......... but their constant need to change their identity meant that 57 people had turned up and the cockney sissy boy had to get on the blower to Socks for reinforcements....knowing the scale of the task ahead Socks decided to send only the finest Guerilla warfare experienced soldiers...........back at the scene..........not knowing the true identity of the 2 men a quick " im Spartacus " scene took place only Baw and Stewie being so desperate to be friends with everyone felt it only good and proper to do the right thing and therefore identified themself as the offending party.......to which the soldiers stomped on their heads until they was dead.

[R.A.W 1,987]

During the night the group gathered closer for warmth and a mistaken sense of safety , Gem was still repulsed by her horrific discovery in the nether regions of Labs kilt ,and sat at the edge of the group , she felt the reassuring warm touch of a hand on her shoulder and looked up , Skycat stood looking down at gem and smiled , they both knew instinctively what this meant and fell into each others arms , Skycat thrust her tongue into Gems warm welcoming lips and Gem cupped Skycats pert , erect nipples with her small trembling hands , the heat radiated from the collision of their hot , thrusting genitalia , suddenly an eerie , unearthly shriek rang out , the unhappy group of campers stopped watching Gem and Skycat , put their todgers away and peered frightendly into the darkness ......

 

During the night the group gathered closer for warmth and a mistaken sense of safety , Gem was still repulsed by her horrific discovery in the nether regions of Labs kilt ,and sat at the edge of the group , she felt the reassuring warm touch of a hand on her shoulder and looked up , Skycat stood looking down at gem and smiled , they both knew instinctively what this meant and fell into each others arms , Skycat thrust her tongue into Gems warm welcoming lips and Gem cupped Skycats pert , erect nipples with her small trembling hands , the heat radiated from the collision of their hot , thrusting genitalia , suddenly an eerie , unearthly shriek rang out , the unhappy group of campers stopped watching Gem and Skycat , put their todgers away and peered frightendly into the darkness ......

 

Fork me Stan you must of read some Escort and Mayfair in your time

[R.A.W 1,987]

A huge wave of instant joy passed over the group, even cheers could be heard. A harmony soon feel over the group but between Two member they'r was still an easy air. Skycat picked up on this and racked her brain for who could bring the pair together after baw the peace maker had been dealt such a blow......................... but wait ideation made his way to lifeless pair and spread his arms wide and looked up to the sky ans said " Rise once more my children ...RISE and dad if you listening I'll have a set of then collars for Xmas" a crack of thunder and a flash of lightening hit the pair and once again the group we're at thy're full contingent.

The welsh Mafia were growing uneasy and eager to carry on with the trip. The thought of all those animals grazing alone on such a vast plane was a major driving force, so after much excitement the troop marched on. led by stan the man with baw coming up the rear they all held hands some more eager to do so than others. just then a high pitched shriek came from lab , " baw you could of warmed them hands up first " said lab. "sorry hen I was trying to catch that midge" retorted baw. He was running out of ideas were could the masters precious be.

[R.A.W 1,987]

They legs were all growing weary by this time from all those years of arm chair hunting and stans lack of local topography left the group dejected until. Big Az stepped up waving a 2013-2014 local bus timetable . It was decide in an instant hopping on the bus was the best option but socks was apprehensive and uncomfortable about being in such a confined space with his foe especially without hotmeat at his side. As they made they're way to the relief of the bus stop skycat , mo and gem started to go weak at the knees ........ was that R.A.W the handsome one holding an equal to the bag chasing hell hound.....

 

 

 

 

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[baw 4,360]

they all went to get on the bus, gnasher was first on and headed to the back. All the rest stood back and shouted in harmony... DRIVER f***ing DRIVE..... The bus closed its doors and started moving, gnasher was on the bus alone, he stood petted lipped at the back window watching everyone way him goodbye. Everyone except Peter who shrieked in horror NOOOOO stop that bus. He sprinted in hot pursuit. In the excitement Lucas slipped his lead and galloped to catch him, the bus and Peter disappeared into the distance closely followed half a mile behind by Lucas losing ground fast. KC asked gorger if he should slip the pup, the chase was nearing the 3 1/2 minute mark without a bend. Gorger just patted him on the head and said no lad, I've made my fortune from him, he owes me nowt. KC smiled and jumped back into Gorgers jacket pocket.

 

Thank f**k for that said Baw, that gnasher can talk some shit. Right guys, lets get this trip back on the road. They all grabbed there stuff and headed for rannoch moor......

[TOMO 24,855]

A cold sweat ran down from gnashers brow,,, the realisation that he was alone on the bus, apart from the driver,,was sinking in,,, but who was this lanky shadowy fella driving the bus,,,, the driver spoke,, "next stop weatherspoons,near the Boleyn ground"..........