poacher22 12 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 (edited) Im at collage doing motor mechanic and there is a kid well saying kid he is 26 but thick as f**k and alredy got him wi air hook, giggling pin, laughing shaft, and the usual have any of uses ever fell for any ? Only one iv ever been caught with is a durex cutter when i was working in the slaughter house Edited November 16, 2013 by poacher22 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 sent out to the ice cream van when i was a kid for a chocolate ovary paki shops and ask for ten embassy hostages oh the mechanics old fav wind up a whitworth adjustable 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Send him for the long stand 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher22 12 Posted November 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 All ready give im that one and a foo foo valve lol poor lads had the lot off me lol best laff is the teacher go's along with it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 tartan paint glass hammer sky hook left handed spanner/screw driver Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendover 67 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 All ready give im that one and a foo foo valve lol poor lads had the lot off me lol best laff is the teacher go's along with it lol Foo foo valve!!!!! Thankyou buddy, that is beautiful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rough dog 333 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Sent a boy for some quim oil for the mixer once ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Big weight, skirting board ladder, box of sparks for the spark plugs.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) glass hammer, adjustable tape, doofer. left handed shifter. new bubble for spirit level. elbow grease. Edited November 17, 2013 by treecreeper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 glass hammer, adjustable tape, doofer. left handed shifter. new bubble for spirit level. elbow grease. aye but you can get new bubbles lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 bucket of blue steam, population tool for the saw, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 ha yea the full tube not just the bubble though. there is some right numpties out there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 10 embassy hostages Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Sky Hooks ....! We were working on some big gable end. All the lads were peering up at some stink pipe. I sucked my teeth, as expertly as anyone else with three days in the building game. Ronnie, my cousin ~ the boss ~ muttered, " We'll need some Sky Hooks. " Everyone, but me, murmured their agreement. " Pete: Nip round the tool hire shop and get us some Sky Hooks ..... " The tool hire shop was, literally, just around the corner.. Everyone else was dead pan. Gazing up at that stink pipe. I so wanted to be the obedient labourer and do as the older men told. The hairs on the back of my neck just saved me! My, younger, brothers first day on the buildings is a memory I'll always treasure. " Pete! " He screamed down the phone (Remember them? When we used to use our mouths to communicate on them?) " Pete! I'm working with this bloke called John! And he told me; 'When I get home, I can't wait to rip my wife's panties off! .......... Because they're cutting in .....' " To this day, That stands up against " I got my Degree! " and " I got my Black Belt! " as the best f**king things I ever heard from his mouth! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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