Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted September 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 old people shopping, soon as they get their hands on a trolley they turn into mongs that feel the need to read every label, directly in front of where you need to be and show no regard for you, taking 20 minutes to move out of the way... ...to add to this, sometimes they leave the trollley there and go to the other side of the aisle are.you.for.f***ing.real..? so ive started using my trolley as a battering ram. With any luck itll be a cold winter. thin them out a bit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,649 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 Silly bitches on horses riding along the road who expect you to slow down to a crawl........................................stay off the road if your horse is scared of traffic !!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 when they say them.you know so and so me . no never met him them . you do me . no I don't them . you do me . fuckoff 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferreterni 29 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 Idiots that refuse to dip their effin headlights!!!! Great fun dodging hedges when u cant see Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 picking a f***ing option when i ring a company up,sky tv for example i just want someone to answer the fecking phone for christ sake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 People who say 'new-killer', when they mean 'nuclear'......... People who hold their mobile phone in front of them to speak, instead of to their ear...... Sideways baseball caps - only made worse by being backwards !! People who think it's OK to pick their nose,( because being in the driver's seat makes you invisible !)........ Jeremy f***ing Kyle........ Starbucks - ( I just want a cup of coffee, white, one sugar FFS !! ) Middle-aged men with a pony-tail, who drive a sports car (usually red !) People in track suits who've clearly never done a day's exercise in their life........... Babies with pierced ears........ People who tell you "See, I wouldn't have done it like that...." That noise black people make with their teeth........ Garden gnomes.......... And that's just off the top of my head....... Oh, dear God - how long have you got ? I think I'll let someone else have a go.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,945 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 Like last time this thread was done the thing that annoys me the most is people eating with their mouth open. A lad at work was eating an apple behind me the other day sounding like a pig in a bucket of swill knowing it annoys me the little shit but he closed it when I told him I was gonna punch the apple and his teeth down his throat. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted September 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 people who squeeze the toothpaste in the middle, and mangle it up, then put it back making no attempt to sort it out... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,649 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 Daft old white women who get with a 20 year old African with a stick through his nose and think they are all loved up and he dont just want a passport...............likewise stupid little Mr Bean lookalikes who get with a postage stamp thai bride and start planning a family ! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,982 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 I cant stop now.............................worst one that really makes me grind my teeth.. Lads who for years have greeted me with a handshake now want to grab my hand and stick their shoulder in my chest................just shake my hand you soppy c**t ! gnasher you must be my twin....that number plate thing really pisses me off.and the above.the other thing that does me is if a car is turning right a lights and your coming straight on they swerve into your lane like there driving a f**k...g artic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 People who use the most ridiculous tactics to make their number plate look like it spells their name by using black screw caps and chopping letters about...............................if you cant afford the word you want go and buy one you can afford you muppet ! I just changed my name to Mr.G 452 TGW !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 Racial prejudice and Wee Oriental Gentlemen. TC 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
man o kent 269 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 People who use the word "like" in every sentence. People who blatantly drop litter and don't give a monkeys. When someone at the front of a traffic light queue takes forever to pull away because they are not paying attention, and people who text or stop a conversation to answer a mobile phone in a pub! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted September 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 people who drop the word basically into what they're saying, a few times in each sentence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 getting off with an ugly fat bird and she wont let you hump her 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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